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noosher0990 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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Nakedsquirrel 5

So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.

whitesoxsean 0

you deserve it for having bad grammar

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BlueBomber 0

How did she find out, I wonder? Singing telegram? Maybe he wrote some pointers in soap on their window - that would explain how she found out and how she knows he enjoys it more. You're lucky to have such a considerate neighbor!

Giorgio272 2

try different holes. that can always be nice and exciting.

Blue_Black_fml 21

and how did you find out? did he (or she lol) tell you, or did you see him/her while you were getting it on?

cooki3monst3r77 9

sugarbaby is HOT!

perdix 31

It's a language problem. In the British English-speaking world, couples "have it off." That sounds tiresome and tedious. In America we "get in on" which is much hotter, so you and your husband can have as much pleasure as the masturbating voyeur.

Villanova23 0

I still hit ;)

iamchuck 0

I'm pretty sure only men are supposed to enjoy sex. women are just supposed to get pregnant, I mean, when you break it down to the nature of things.

Boddmon 0

I don't think you understood the FML.

iamchuck 0

You should have stopped your reply after the third word. At least then you would have made a true statement. Just because you didn't understand my comment does not mean that I didn't understand the fml.

Boddmon 0

My opinion is false? Well aren't you a bright one.

iamchuck 0

Really? It was an opinion? In your opinion, I didn't understand? Or is it, in your opinion, my comment reflected a lack of understanding? Yeah, no way your "opinion" could be wrong, like if, in you opinion 1 1=3. I stand behind my original statement. you should have stopped after the first 3 words.

Boddmon 0

Yes dumbass. Often when people begin sentences with “I think” or “I don’t think” it’s because they are offering an opinion. I did not say “you did not understand the FML” THAT would have been a false statement if you did in fact understand it. If you feel I worded my post incorrectly then oh-*******-well because I still stand behind my original statement; I don’t think you understood the FML.

iamchuck 0

Listen child, I understood and still understand the fml, so yes, YOUR OPINION IS WRONG. What? Is that concept so hard for your little canuck brain to understand? Just like my 1 1=3 example, if you are stupid, your opinion is wrong, and you, son, are stupid beyond measure. Don't fight it, just accept it and post an fml about it.

Boddmon 0

Alright there sunshine... opinions can be wrong. I suggest finding your High School English teacher and skinning him alive because that dumb **** screwed you up.

mynamwastakenfml 0

hmmmmmm so boddmon i think iamchuck is not a smart person so no point in arguing with someone who is that dumb, in my oppinion of course.

Boddmon 0

Yeah, no point in arguing with complete morons who fail to understand simple ideas. Careful though, he might call you out on that opinion.

Fentown_fml 4

@iamchuck: Haha, are you saying Canadians are unintelligent? That Canuck comment was really uncalled for. ~Ooh, that is so creepy OP. So... very...

kill4c4li 3

... I never ever met a woman who didnt enjoy sex... And i get off every single time i have sex.. Its better than any drug in the world.. And fyi woman have way more nerves down there so infact it feels way better for us. Look it up.

allie2590 31

At least you have a sex life. That's probably more than your neighbour can say.