noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
mislead
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
niquey62307
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Perv
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Jill
🌶️ Spicy
All mixed up
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Chapter and verse
Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML
MarieAmber18
Pasadena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Helseac
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5
So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.
whitesoxsean 0
you deserve it for having bad grammar
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justsayingbeach 15
Sounds like you fake it too much too loud