noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
mislead
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
niquey62307
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Perv
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Jill
🌶️ Spicy
All mixed up
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Chapter and verse
Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML
MarieAmber18
Pasadena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Helseac
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5
So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.
whitesoxsean 0
you deserve it for having bad grammar
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TheMeravig 0
Suggestion: try sex with your neighbor.
Woodsy007 0
now were getting there!
AbOvE_88 0
or c) let him keep watching posting how it's a FML and not buy curtains
Tripout 0
She would make alot of noise if she's the type that fakes it But like in my other comment 0_0 (that I have yet seen to appear) If she wants pleasure, she shouldn't fake anythin. She should be as quiet as possible, then te guy will work harder and harder until he's able to actually satisfy you.
Rickymonkeypants 0
Kama Sutra?
Squeezeit 0
Men have to be trained how please. There's a lot more to sex than stick it in and thrust. For the record, at least 30% of women don't get off from intercourse and that has nothing to do with looseness. The ******** is the primary female sex organ. If you didn't know that you have a lot work to do.
CallMeHush 1
Screw it, you might as well give us a blow by blow description so we can enjoy it more also.
Kelso_24 0
i wanna know why the **** people like snickerdoodles take FMLs so ******* seriously. dude, chill.
hackymeal 0
snickerdoodles is awesome :D I also like how people hate her and starts an arguement. very amusing to read
whitesoxsean 0
you deserve it for having bad grammar
marsty 0
funny how many men don't hav a clue in bed... ship up or shape out fellas...
jimboy 0
creapy lol
BlueBomber 0
No-oo... Like anything else in the world, a good lover must be coached. BOTH genders. Because treating every lovemaking session like an audition makes it so much better. ( -_-)
pr0adam 0
pretty sure it's shape up or ship out
BlueBomber 0
Welp, enjoy your neverending stream of terrible or mediocre partners. Or just keep holding out for a selfless telepath.