Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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katied4224 0
HA! KiKi is MY nickname.... Make a Sim of him fat and ugly!
TheBicycleDay 0
You'd better find out who the **** this Kiki is! lol
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Comments (128)
girlygirl666 0
@Lady Alathia- I agree!!
ArthursLifeSucks 2
I don't suppose your husband's name is Drew Peterson, is it?
ultravioletbaby 0
Drew Peterson lives in my hometown. True story.
Cupcake10 0
That's freaking hilarious...I love the Sims!!
dlogan93 0
howd he kill you off?
liivelaughlovee 0
lolololololol . hack his account and kill KiKI..haha jokkkees
flying_vegan 0
It's not a case of hacking an account. You just have to put the disc in.
yumpinyiminy 0
Yeah, I'd make sure he doesn't have any "friends" whose name (or nickname) is Kiki.
ivoryXkiss 5
Epic.
lilajeanlynn 0
haha my boyfriend made me neurotic as a joke on his game. my little character has freak attacks. i laughed at it. but still wonder what my boyfriend really thinks of me.
Jorrin 0
Hahaha, sims three is awesome. and i would suggest maybe playing his and accidently putting kiki in a pool and then taking away the ladders.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Haha that's awesome