Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I woke up on my day off as a family man. Yesterday I played an AI game where I went back to my college days in the 2000s. I recreated those days as they were, and it brought back many memories. The problem? The game let me create the perfect girlfriend. I regret dating my now ex-wife back then more than ever. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
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teameminem 2
you know you have no life when...
NathanPS 14
Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.
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Comments (306)
teameminem 2
you know you have no life when...
abbi96x 0
Wow get a life? freak.
pertained 12
you're rejected in every virtuality, and break down crying. especial a male. men should be strong, such as myself.
SeasonedLemur 5
Oh yeah I didn't realise this was posted by a guy, get a ******* grip mate you're pathetic!
largefoofighter 0
maybe the game knows you're crazy like we do
juliahockey 0
this is even funnier since it was a male. he should have bitch slapped her across the fade.
pertained 12
love how this FML looks like it was posted by another one of those sad dejected obese girls who have apparently no one to love them, lol.
GigglePony 13
#26 How do you slap a 'fade?'
pertained 12
^ by being chuck norris
TheWindowLicker 13
When what???? The suspense is killing me!!!
pertained 12
^ Lol, stalker.
JayBear14 11
I added this FML to my favorites just because of your picture 34, thank you for cheering me up :)
pertained 12
Assassin Z commemorates 45 for being insanely correct.
F14Shado 0
haha, you are so right 28
MissBunny25 0
28, I take offense to your comment. I am all of the above. try to think things through in a nicer way before you say them, stupid bastard. next time I'll sit on you.
sterlingarcher 1
57 lol you remind me of Fred.. not that I watch it.. lol
pertained 12
59- Whatcha gonna do, sit on m- oh shit. lol, you have to admit you thought OP was a woman.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
No pissing this time? D:
FuniiBunii 0
WTF? That's the weirdest thing ever :O
CassSanchez 5
haha 59 , you sure showed him ! ;)
pertained 12
Showed me what?
A7X_LoVeee 10
you're zezima!
natirixoxo 0
...issues..
unkhammun 5
nice...who wouldnt want that? :-p
emmanizzer 6
:( that's not cool. recreate her on sims 2, they can't make conscious decisions in that game ;)
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
got to love people from Durham. we're full of freaks. :D
MissBunny25 0
65 you must be new here... nothing I say is relevant or serious. not even this banana. 68, alright, I will piss on him just for you.
number1beaner 0
ha I thought it was a girl at first too, then I saw it was a guy. I think it's more sad that it's a dude. But op if you can't get laid on video game what you going to do in real life?
CommonSenseKarma 17
You shed tears for stupid, computer programmed AI? Obtain pancake mix, sir. Please. For everyone's sake.
astriofou 0
no! life cant go on! KILL THE CRUSH!
Jimster1712 0
no the reason why she is crying is that her life is already so phatetic, that even her life on sims is also pathetic
jupiter80 0
and OP is a guy, I am thinking of one to many stereotype jokes right now
Itssoxoxrash4_ 2
agreed
imlagginglol 0
If it makes you feel better I just killed my kid on the Sims with slave labor
A7X_LoVeee 10
you're zezima!
sheagstaz 0
That is a game for virgins who don't have a life and still live with their moms
natirixoxo 0
Take your computer and trade it in for a gym pass. It will change your life.
whitesox365 0
ah so this is what people are doing without psn...
AceArctic 4
Is OP's crush Charlie Sheen?
pertained 12
What the hell happened to all my comments? I went to sleep and now they disappeared o:
RaineLee 5
What the hell? You need to go out & get a life.
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
it's a dude you dumbass !
fbaby69 0
ur hot. ;)
synb2st 0
real men don't cry :L
slantyshanty 7
I punched a hole in a wall because of Fallout: New Vegas once. I know your pain OP.
Jaykayfu 0
Forever alone .
CommonSenseKarma 17
208 - the Fallout prostitutes rejected you, that's too bad...
fl0ffy 0
OMG!!!!!! I love the sims 3 so much it's my fave game!!!!!!!!!!
x143iloveyoux 0
wow.,look at YOUR picture your in a field with cows...thats weird if you ask me.
slayer447 17
So is Black Ops.
slayer447 17
245 was in response to 149
iFletch 0
Your pic is one of Black Ops, your argument is invalid.
taylove23 1
wow
sammylarry 0
Hahaha wow.
sheagstaz 0
haha don't care
mwahaha1 0
i dont know the pain of having no life, sorry
jjennyjunior 0
ahahahahahahhahah soo random
xXJaz_SanityXx 0
Lol yes, yes it is
sk8rchick97 0
me and the person I "liked" on the sims 3 got married and had a kid.... oops bad timing huh?:)
sofie2401 0
your un attractive... freak
jeff_chen 0
Lol
Pixie333 6
Wow... okay then...
Overseer211 1
that's what you get for playing sims.
number1beaner 0
You know bro I'll pull the trigger for you..
roro9944 0
lol dam OP ur a fag
zozohearts 0
This is even funnier because you're a guy. Lol.
k_sPr3e 0
this fml is totally fake .... how can u believe it?
glenzhao2 16
Forever alone.... v.v
NathanPS 14
Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.
BaskenRobin 2
Agreed. Time to get a haircut and get a REAL job!
MushyLuvsU 0
Dude, I wanna play the Sims 3 now! Yay
sheagstaz 0
this must be a sign. you will fail at everything in life
Starcatch77 20
The sad thing about this is on the Sims, you can get pretty much any sim you want to like you, and even convince them to break up with whoever they're seeing. I've honestly never had a sim not get the guy/girl they wanted because you can pretty much force them to be with you.
tedirvine 2
wtf... you need to get out more
IbanezSprinter 0
get a life...
nerdchic 5
he has one! on sims! lol
Heather_x0x0 6
you should probably get outta the house more often, it'll do you some good...
Xythenol 6
Wow, that's...that's just sad OP.
crazydude722 0
it's sad cuz u care so much about a sim dude
CommonSenseKarma 17
OMG UR A GENIUS
CommonSenseKarma 17
OMG UR A GENIUS
mmedeiros14 0
I bet op's young I bet he'll get a boyfriend eventually.
crazydude722 0
can't argue with that
SeasonedLemur 5
Trap him in a room by removing the door then put loads of fireworks and rugs around him! That's literally all I used to do when I had the sims 1 on my super fast windows '98 microwave of a computer!
willbruton_ 0
You are a legend
SnailJamsss 6
What's even more sad is you actually let it get that far. Get a life.