Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
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Top comments
Sady_Ct 38
How can you reverse sideways? What kind of car do you drive? My car isn’t as cool as yours, my reverse gear only takes me backwards, I need to trade this thing in!
RichardPencil 32
Reversed sideways? What kinda tip do you get for that? I think I’ll just pick up my own pizza next time.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Reversed sideways? What kinda tip do you get for that? I think I’ll just pick up my own pizza next time.
raven_of_azarath 35
They reversed sideways and damaged their front bumper. I’m very confused as to how backing up makes you go to the side and damages the front.
Sady_Ct 38
How can you reverse sideways? What kind of car do you drive? My car isn’t as cool as yours, my reverse gear only takes me backwards, I need to trade this thing in!
timinator5000 28
only way I can picture this reverse sideways is that they had the wheel turned and was turning as they backed up. either way that's on them.
julfunky 29
You’re lucky you got a contract. After a driving display like that I can’t imagine any place wanting you delivering their shit.
peterblackmer91 12
I'm not getting the reversed sideways thing.