Today, my girlfriend is mad I won’t indulge her “Sleeping Beauty” fantasy. She doesn’t want me to just kiss her, she wants me to full on fuck her. Call me crazy but I just can’t get it up for a passed out person. Yes it’s consensual, but it just feels uncomfortable. She doesn’t get why I’m not into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't initiate sex much anymore. The only way she will have sex is at night, lights out, covers on, TV turned up, and no foreplay or anything. It's so fucking boring, I'd rather just watch TV. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I have an amazing girlfriend. She’s smart, funny, educated, gets along with my friends and family, but she’s such a snooze in the sack, it makes me miss my psycho ex. That woman was a toxic mess of a person but she could do things that would make a porn star blush. What’s wrong with me? FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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Anderling 33
There are kinks where someone can be willing to indulge their partner for a bit because it makes them happy, and there are kinks those people just will not do. This is not an *uncommon* kink as far as I’m aware, but it is definitely one with an extremely high squick rate for people not into it (and I will admit to being really not into it either). It was fine for your GF to bring it up as something she would want to try. It is even fine for her to be upset that you don’t want to (within reason, of course). But it is not fine for her to seemingly be trying to guilt you into this. You are allowed to have hard boundaries for what you will and won’t try out for her. Maybe you could talk about it, work out what about the fantasy she enjoys, and see if there is another way you can do that that doesn’t make you uncomfortable?
Vesi 30
Might want to read the true original story. It's not.. well let's just say AR at least gave her *some* autonomy.
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Anderling 33
There are kinks where someone can be willing to indulge their partner for a bit because it makes them happy, and there are kinks those people just will not do. This is not an *uncommon* kink as far as I’m aware, but it is definitely one with an extremely high squick rate for people not into it (and I will admit to being really not into it either). It was fine for your GF to bring it up as something she would want to try. It is even fine for her to be upset that you don’t want to (within reason, of course). But it is not fine for her to seemingly be trying to guilt you into this. You are allowed to have hard boundaries for what you will and won’t try out for her. Maybe you could talk about it, work out what about the fantasy she enjoys, and see if there is another way you can do that that doesn’t make you uncomfortable?
RichardPencil 32
She can remain asleep when you **** her? That's not a great way to market yourself. You may want to look into hip movement -- the ladies find that exciting.
Hangryko 32
Tell her to stop or you'll leave for good.
idragosani 17
Sounds like she's an A.N. Roquelaire (Anne Rice) fan
Vesi 30
Might want to read the true original story. It's not.. well let's just say AR at least gave her *some* autonomy.
WardenWolf 26
This could be a trap to try to charge you with rape or extort money from you. Yes, some evil people seriously do this crap. Don't walk, RUN.