manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Top comments
semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
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Comments (69)
deepersamwise 0
is she French lol
Rayn4u_fml 0
I can only assume there's a crumb of a point in there somewhere? France is one of the countries with the highest stastistics for the purchase of hair removal products, so if OP's girlfriend had been French and hypothetically possessed braid-worthy long armpit hair, he would not have found out about it :p
iBou_fml 4
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! this fml made my day XD
katheriine_fml 0
you must have a boring day..
bom_bom 0
kkkkkkkkkkk.... my boyfriend says that too...but as a joke around our friends one time i had to slide my sleeves up to prove he was joking...thats embaressing. but seriously tell her to wax. It only hurts the first couple times. I dont even feel it anymore, and i dont even have any more hair there. The more she waxes the hair will become thinner and less.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
they do start goin through puberty before men do.
Slim_Shady16 0
FHL not yours SHE has a bush
Tozi_fml 0
#13, as a french girl, I feel insulted. What country are you from? Does it have any relation to the incredible stupidity and rudeness of your comment?
k43L1 0
I think it's because European women were known not to shave their armpit hair...at least, back in the day compared to American women...
premiermois 5
LOL, you feel insulted? Hey, I'm french as well but I know better than to get riled up over something on FML. You realize the kind of website you are on, non?
perdix 31
k43L1 The story I heard was that French women got the reputation for not shaving their armpits right after WWII when the country had been plunged into abject poverty, and some luxuries were not widely available. Once France recovered, ordinary standards of grooming prevailed. That's what I heard -- can't say if it is completely or partly true.
k43L1 0
Aah yes that makes sense. You are probably right perdix :)
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
Firetiger 0
ewwwwwwwww. Shave it while she is sleeping. OP failed to say how much hair she has. She could have a single hair or something while he has none.
zackaryftw 0
fail noob
thatguy1103 0
Yeah yeah, it's all fun and games until you realize she has a bigger penis than you also.
katheriine_fml 0
NICE