manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Top comments
semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
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youfools 0
Good to see most people realize it's natural for women to have hair. As for those of you who think it's disgusting: I suppose you think it's fine that women have to torture themselves with waxing/shaving/plucking/electrolysis while guys are too lazy to even shave their faces everyday? In any case, it is good for people- both guys and girls- to clean up. More sanitary.
050294 0
1 Internet Agreed.
RatIsKing 0
she must be French FYL that's just weird
catatonicsleep 17
whatever you do don't by her razors for christmas, they will get thrown at your head, following a hard slap
lightsandsirens 0
Oh nooo, your life is over. Grow up.
Elksy 0
Women hit puberty sooner, which usually means armpit hair sooner. It's not uncommon for men to not even start growing it until 18, so of course she'll have a head start on you.
terriibabiiix23 0
thats NASTY. next time, tell her to shave because armpit hair on a girl is NOT very attractive, at all.
katheriine_fml 0
Go suck a ball. if females want to have arm hair, why can't they? Who says we can't? it's not against the law. Males are just so hung up in their world, females must have this, must have that. Get a life.
I_Own_Ubers 0
@36 you made my day, @26 wateva, I'm a guy and I pluck my eyebrows because I have a mono, I have plenty of female friends that have no armpit hair, which I know for a fact takes all of 10 seconds because somebody dared me to do it, also ironically the only female I have ever seen with excessive underarm hair was my French teacher, and it's not pretty, major turn off, and don't start goin off about how childish and immature I'm being either
_awwhellnaw_ 45
Wooptie ****** doo! You shaved your armpit once! I wax my armpits and let me tell you something, buddy, that shit hurts. Also, my hair is stubborn. It takes me a few ****** times to rip that shit out. We don't do this once a year or something. oh no. This is every few weeks we have to be plucked and waxed again so society doesn't bitch us out. Go **** yourself. Its natural for everyone to have hair and everyone has a choice of if they want to get rid of it or not. No-one cares what turns you on/off so stop being a dick.
oddones 0
Wow, maybe you should dump her so she can find a boyfriend who doesn't cry about petty things like this.
anjyu22 0
On the other hand, I envy you. Life must be pretty good if you find this a submission-worthy FML. But since you obviously came here looking for sympathy and advice, I will reccommend these options: 1. Dump her and cry about it like the weiner you are. 2. Ask her to shave, but accept her either way because you like her as a person. Or, my personal favorite in situations like these: 3. Grow the **** up and get over it.
axnpaxn 0
Agreed, #39.