Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
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semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
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Comments (69)
MangeMoi_fml 0
Sheesh. I hope yu have very minimal armpit hair. If not, then yes, Fyl indeed.
MangeMoi_fml 0
Sheesh. I hope yu have very minimal armpit hair. If not, then yes, Fyl indeed.
KaiReddtail 0
Get over it buddy. What about being female means you have to shave? If you really think this is serious you're a whiney ass. lol.
plzdunstpdamusic 0
Guys are such assholes. Girls get this when they go through puberty and it is so much pain to get it waxed or shaved. IT GODDAM HURTS!! Don't be jerks if you don't understand.
Deniem 0
@64: Speaking as a guy who has, at one point or another in his life, shaved every square inch of his body, I can assertively claim that you are bitching about nothing. Maybe you should learn how to use a razor, because shaving your armpit hair doesn't hurt in the slightest if you do it properly.
Firesprite2009 0
Yes, but she also mentioned waxing, which yes. It's more effective. But it also stings like a bitch. xx
IMB916 0
Armpit hair is gross on guys too. If they expect girls to shave it, they should aswell
xCurex 0
LMAO!
Darraghscoot 0
what she doesnt shave or she is 14 and you just havent hit puberty yet :L:L
tothetest300 0
you're a late bloomer. perfectly natural.
deannamarie12 0
Okay, well I don't see what's the problem with that. I've got to know someone with hair on there stomach. That's not even bad int opinion, but your getting upset over armpit hair. Pretty stupid
whitehawk_fml 0
she's Asian am I right and 11 watch some **** ......******