manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
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semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
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Comments (69)
whitehawk_fml 0
and sorry about the asian part k even if it's true
manutdlol 0
Haha, we're both Asian and fourteen. It's not that I haven't hit puberty, someone just hit fast forward on her puberty speed. And no offence taken about hairy asian girls :P
supernovaaa 0
Wait...aren't Asian girls hairless? I mean maybe it's just their age, but my Asian friends don't even shave their legs because you can't see the hair. (We're freshman in high school...and they've hit puberty, trust me, they've had their periods for years and have boobs.) So I don't know what you mean by "hairy asian chicks"
aqua4land 3
XD oh jeezuz... *gives you a sympathy pat on the back* You need to proceed to her in caution. FIRST, slowly go up to her. SECOND, whip out a razor and shaving cream. then finally, THIRD say "babe, if you love me you know what to do." *hands razor and shaving cream*
katheriine_fml 0
Seriously dude, grow the hell up. What, your going to die cause she has a little hair? Seriously. Your pathetic. She doesn't deserve such a judgmental freak to pressure her about doing things that maybe she doesn't feel comfortable doing. I'd like to see you shave your armpits, legs etc every day. Maybe, to shut you up, we'll see how you can handle the excruciating pain of periods, peer judgement, pressure, and the hard efforts of presentation, then we'll let you whine like a little bitch about minuscule shit.
EmoKyd 0
So? I shave my arms... Hair anywhere but ur head is gross
Kgpetosa 0
Wow...manly girlfriend you should give her a razor for her birthday, see what she does ;)
awesome_guy23 2
dump the *****!
xoxocatie 0
If there was a like button on this I would press ot unhesitantly lol
wopandproud 0
Oh my god since when do us girls have hair?!?! This is unheard of, seeing as we're all lead to believe that once you get boobs every last hair just magically disappears off your body. **** that. It's called shaving. And shaving her armpits takes like a minute. Literally. And personally? That's kinda funny that you have less hair than her LOL