manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
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semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
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chicken_lover 2
are most of you responding really hairy, angry women? shaving isn't such an awful experience. yes, i'm a woman. just because women have hair doesn't mean it's attractive. guys know we have hair, but they don't want to see it. almost every woman i've met has shaved her armpits. FYL, op, but just ask her to shave. it shouldn't be that big of a deal for her. :)
Tifa2 0
HAHAA! I just laughed so hard at that!
PennyAnna 3
Speak for yourself. I have sensitive skin, and shaving under my arms has induced infections twice now, leading to hideously ugly rashes, no deodorant for months in summer, and no shaving. I would rather have kept the hair, to be honest. And yet I feel I must keep shaving and risk doing it again or I will never be seen as 'sexy'. Yeah, that's not problematic at all.
lovingamylea 0
If you don't have a ridiculous amount of hair, try plucking? The hair grows thinner (and less) eventually. Plus, it grows slower so you don't have to do it that often. If you have so much hair it'll take forever to pluck, try waxing instead. Hurts like crap but what the heck, it'll be over in a smidgen :) Do a patch test first, though -since you have sensitive skin.
HelloItsSam 0
I just threw up a little.
TOADified 0
lol
eliteterate 0
she must be indian for sure....
mejiiaa 0
^LMAO
SSJ5Goku 0
She has armpit hair... your point? Then, if she has more then you, you're either younger than her, you shave, or... So, really. Who should we feel sorry for here? Her, the person w/ the bf who CARES about hair, or you, the person with the gf who chooses not to shave. I wonder... #39 is my hero.
09_13 0
you don't deserve a girlfriend if you're so concerned with an issue so small. It shouldn't even be an issue at all.
NoteMyGrin 0
Yo, man. If you're from Malaysia, it's totally to be expected that dudes have very little hair. Ask her to shave, deal, or dump her. This shouldn't be difficult.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Maybe his "girlfriend" is really a ladyboy...friend...also something to consider in Malaysia...just putting it out there...you know if you don't like it...just...throw it right back to me.
lovingamylea 0
HAHAHA have you even been to Malaysia? or are you confusing it with Thailand? coz that's where it all happens :D
fallenxchick 0
LMFA0
Knthc 0
HI FIVE MAN SAME HERE! Why's that so bad though man?
lil_miss_shorty 2
I'm sure if you got rid of yours, she'd be happy to get rid of hers. Double standards suck.
brakakakaka 0
Excellent idea! Honestly, armpit hair looks equally gross on men and women, so I don't get why women are expected to shave it and men aren't.
OLOtheDemigodess 0
oh big whoop. Omg my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me, oh my life is ****** there's nothing but doom and despair in my future @-@