Single and wigless
Today, I was on a FaceTime call with a guy I like and my cat, out of nowhere, attacks my head and snatches my wig off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
At least they think he's cute
United States
Naughty boy
Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
ambushcat
United States
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
ripped
Philadelphia, United States
Part of the furniture
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Anonymous
Pittsford, United States
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Anonymous
Chatty Cathy
Today, I was recording a video for my online class. I say I tried, because my very chatty Siamese cat was yowling in the next room, then came in, leapt onto my desk, knocking over my mug onto my laptop. The recording caught me screaming and falling off my chair. FML
ripmylife
Herford, Germany
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Anonymous
Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!
Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML
Foreigner Fail
Jackson Galaxy moment
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
Michelle
United States
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Top comments
tounces7 28
Your cat just wants you to be honest about who you are so there's no surprises for the guy. He's your wingfeline.
Cocoapelli 23
I hate it when cats wig out like that.
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Comments (8)
Charlie Given 28
your cat was just jealous he thought you had another cat on your head 🤣🤣😂
tounces7 28
Your cat just wants you to be honest about who you are so there's no surprises for the guy. He's your wingfeline.
Cocoapelli 23
I hate it when cats wig out like that.
RichardPencil 32
That’s gonna be a hell of a hairball! It could clog a dog’s ass!
Takegami 22
Your cat was helping you to not be fake
Phil 14
I'm going to venture a guess here that you're really a dude.
KIEdekka 14
just don't wear a wig. Also reason #573 to never own a cat. If they can't accept you without a wig, and for who you really are, then they don't deserve you to begin with. Have a little more confidence in yourself, and the right guy will take notice.