Anonymous
Coplay, United States
Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Imgonnahaveabf
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Not welcome here
Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Englewood, United States
Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic attack
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
justlittleoldme
Sarona, United States
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
Sharon
Heckmondwike, United Kingdom
Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML
PicklesMcRaptor
Miami, United States
Bad boy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
not twilight
Charlotte, United States
Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML
Anonymous
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
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Heteroscodra 8
Certified therapy dogs or owners that put a jacket on their dog that they bought on amazon?
Lobby_Bee 18
Well, they say dogs can feel what you are feeling. He was trying to put you down to ease the stress pain. "Shhhh human, everything will be alright"
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Comments (17)
GhostFox 34
That's plain odd and unfortunate. I wonder what gave the doggo the idea to bite you?
Heteroscodra 8
Certified therapy dogs or owners that put a jacket on their dog that they bought on amazon?
Lobby_Bee 18
Well, they say dogs can feel what you are feeling. He was trying to put you down to ease the stress pain. "Shhhh human, everything will be alright"
dope_mcfly 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's because there is no such thing as a therapy dog. You just got bitten by some snowflakes idea of a pet. Social justice warriors and libtards are ruining service animals for those who genuinely need them.
KingKralj 31
Nice b8 m8
LeoCor 19
Maybe you're the cause of stress cause you're so cool?
user53658 15
So the dog was actually giving you stress instead of relieving it?
Glowworm56 27
Oh the irony...
RichardPencil 32
The dog sensed you didn’t have enough stress, so giving you a case of cynophobia makes you more normal.
ironsidewolf 5
Are you sure they're not the "send you to therapy" dogs?
arioch_fml 20
Mission accomplished! The dogs helped stress people out.