Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.
Bostern 29
Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?
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Comments (104)
ShakeDisPlace 10
Right her number down in the a bathroom stall some where saying " Call for a good time"
Seduced83 9
To those guys I always take a picture and send it back, saying oh didn't I tell you - I was a transvestite muahahaha. They usually don't call my gf phone again!
graceinsheepwear 34
52, maybe you need to ask your gf why guys have her number in the first place. Sounds like you caught her cheating but you haven't figured that out yet. Open your eyes, dude.
vbecka 17
Send a pic back, and I guarantee you that they'll stop! or..well, if they're bisexual, then..well, then you're just out of luck :-)
aeonsoul 12
Taking a leaf outta that book!
yzzami 17
Send them pictures of hairy male crossdressers
AVanilla 8
I'm sorry OP, but I find that pretty genius! Either she's really bitter or you were a total ass.
buckdharma 38
By your own account you looked at more than one so you deserve it.
jahjahjama 9
At least she's loyal
kayteakay 26
Do the same to her.
oxygenius 14
Forward those pictures to your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend (if she has any)!