Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.
Bostern 29
Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?
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Comments (104)
peachfuzz74 8
She's a genius:)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
If you really have hers then send the dudes hers or post it on craigslist for all cummers. Demand pictures to see if they "qualify". But change your number immediately.
rememberkids 14
seriously, pay the $25 and change our #. that way life will be easier for u by not having to indirectly deal with her (or presumably strangers schlongs for that matter)
papasik 6
Methinx she expects you to give her pointers which one is better.
Omniprism 15
Pay back time. Maybe a Craigslist ad or two.
Bloodjoker 11
You should wrote very strongly worded yelp review about her! That'll teach her!
emiluh 8
Use her number as a prostitute on craigslist lol
adamlevinelover 5
Why don't you change your number and give hers to anyone and everyone
mattman1 7
I assume you deserved it, unless she's just a crazy b****.
kidclarke 15
Make then think you are her but send them penis pics so they think she has a penis.