Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.
Bostern 29
Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?
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Comments (104)
ballpython 15
You should reply by sending these asshats a "Fruit basket". Look it up on urban dictionary.
TheDrifter 24
If you have to tell people to look up the hipster phrase you used, you're liable to get thumbed down. It's an fml unspoken rule of good commenting.
asherm 15
Put guys pics and # on Craigslist and add bitchy ex.... A couple who wants another guy....a big hairy bear of a guy, for fun 3some
MrPortalFan 21
1. It sounds like you dumped her and she can't get over it. 2. Sign her up for every online spam, **** website, and win a free whatever.
ballpython 15
Don't forget to go to all the "free" ringtone sites that charge $10 when you input the phone number.
angelitared 27
Send a disturbing picture back!!
ballpython 15
That is what I just said.
twinkiefeets 17
Great idea since it was his gf I'm sure he has pics of her.
ballpython 15
Also, if you do decide to retaliate and post her number and picture on websites (which I would most certainly do), make sure to do it from a public WiFi hotspot, not your house.
ballpython 15
or text them to her via an anonymous email address.
KiddoKS 19
Forward them to her dad with a message saying they were meant for his daughter.
anitah_fml 5
I agree with #39. Forward them to her dad, and tell him you'd rather not be getting pictures from her flings anymore, I bet she'll stop pretty fast.
Frenchtony 17
You might also act as if you were interested, and a bit slutty, and give them a rendez-vous at your ex's house, you may want to be there, shoot the scene, and share it with us !
brittyboo123 35
Craigslist!
twinkiefeets 17
I love that joke! I used to give my college roomies number.
Valeyard 6
Print some flyers with her number and details and distribute them around the local bars