Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.
Bostern 29
Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?
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Comments (104)
KBurns207 17
Put hers on a bunch of bathroom stalls all over your town
stoneYa 8
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why you guys broke up ? maybe U are gay
arsenicalhumor 30
Maybe YOU are wondering because you're secretly questioning your sexuality, hmm?
ironik69 31
13, your grammar makes me cringe!
AboveAll04 14
say #13's comment in an Asian accent lol
cocacola999 27
Start a gay **** site. You could get some money out of it.
Sinistra_Blue 12
Just look up some pictures of diseased female parts and send it back. Nothing stops a conversation like blue waffle. (If you don't know what that is then Google it, its time you learned).
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Blue waffle was a photoshopped case of vaginosis, a simple enough to get rid of bacterial infection.
Sinistra_Blue 12
Never said it wasn't. OP can still use the picture to make guys stop sending nudies.
ironik69 31
20, no one cares if it was Photoshopped. The idea is that once it is seen, it cannot be unseen.
tanglespet 12
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I have given my brother's number instead of my own. It makes for interesting conversations later :-)
stargirl_95 24
I'll never understand why some girls can't just say no when they're not interested. It's much simpler than making up elaborate lies or giving the guy a fake number
KiddoKS 19
If you've been coming to this site for awhile, you should know the crazy stuff that can happen when a guy/girl gets turned down.
Alicestraza 33
There have been times I've said no very clearly and told them I had a boyfriend, and had the guy (who was trying to put his arm around me) and his friends crowd around me telling me I should still give this guy my number and that he'd 'take care' of my boyfriend for me. Some guys cannot take no for an answer. I had to get up and leave the area just to get away from them.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree with 24 and 47. I usually just say I have a boyfriend but I've bad cases where guys get aggressive. They think they're entitled to your number or something, it's stupid. Although I am curious as to why she is giving your number out. Is it because she's just a bitch or did you do something incredibly low that made her want to get revenge?
Yellow_Fish79 11
Or you can just spam her number all over Omegle. There's tons of creeps there.
Zimmington 21
Lmao at OP's name... I've never heard/read a guy utter those words until now.
TheSofaKing 7
Put her number of Fuckbook.
worldclassrager 41
Get a new number quick or turn if picture messaging...or the real lazy way random number delete and don't view...
mfmylifesrsly 30
Are you trying to speak?