Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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purple5 0
Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?
regalarius 0
Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.
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allmidnighteyes 11
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At least they were semi-nude? FYL though, that sucks.
Lmao_xD 0
wow. well i agree with #1 but your bf is childishh
skullbashd 3
duh duh duh duh
wintamint101 7
you're lucky they were only semi nude you could go to jail for sending him those pics and he could too for posting them
shaubygal 11
you should post naked pictures of him on craigslist and said looking for gay relationship and given every single guy his number and address
mullet3388 16
No she cant actually HE would gonto jail, not her
Tiny_AKA_Me 3
Not if she's over 18 dumbass
AngryC4t 0
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Maybe you shouldn't have trusted him with those pics in the first place. (-_-)
Thepharaoh 0
I agree, YDI for allowing him to have semi-nude pictures of you
americayay 0
Agreed. That was horribly irresponsible and maybe now you'll have learned your lesson.
djb23 0
Quick! Everyone go to Craigslist-Colorado! seriously though, if you can prove that his intent was to get back at you/hurt you, i'm 99 percent sure you can sue his ass in civil court.
icertainlysuck 0
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I agree! YDI for being a ****
regalarius 0
Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.
noahvs67 0
142 - your an idiot
fanceh 10
oh my gosh, so many idiots here. he probably got the semi nude pics from her facebook... if somebody had the guts to send erotic pics, why make them semi nude? why not completely...?
snivellus 6
it's not her fault for trusting him, they were in a relationship, I'm pretty sure he made promises not to show anyone. it's his fault for being an asshole and breaking that promise. plus I'm pretty sure what he did is illegal. fyl.
TokioCore 17
It was an asshole move of him to make the ad, yet if you keep or send nude pictures of yourself you should know that they could end in the wrong hands and deal with the consequences. If you tell a friend a secret, then its not a secret anymore.
Inked2009 0
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YDI, you shouldn't have been so stupid.
deblogan 5
you do realize posting any form of provacative material of someone anywhere is a felon. what two people do in their relationship doesn't matter, a responsible adult or even just a decent person wouldn't retaliate a break up with such a low blow.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
On the bright side... At least horny freaks find you attractive? And they're not fully nude, so that's a plus. Find a way to get him back. And get creative.
under_achiver 0
I think I'm going to do this to my ex... Such a good idea. there are a lot of freaks on Craigslist... hahaha
yell_0h 0
next time, don't give your boyfriend nude pictures of yourself. live is always better :P
purple5 0
Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?
Tubasaurus 0
There's been a lot of fraud cases on craigslist, and due to some weirdness with how it works it is very difficult to press charges. Worse things have gotten by on craigslist with no lawsuit.
mj2123 0
There are two issues here - she can't sue Craigslist, as they're not legally responsible. She probably still has legal recourse against the ex. Depending on age, this could be considered distributing child pornography (even if she's 16 or 17, depending on the state - I don't know CO laws), and it's almost certainly harassment, as well as an invasion of privacy.
Seti_fml 0
she could sue if she can prove the bf defamed her. It's called libel.
natsumosam92 0
Is craigslist like ebay?
simplyfucked 0
Not only that but she probably has some sort of action that she could take... I remember it from one of my business law classes.. it has something to do with public humiliation or along the lines of it..
pittsports87 0
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YDI for taking semi nude pix
DrChimRichalds 0
YDI for sending him those pictures... When will girls learn?
sacredpoppy 0
Idiot.
cassiebear7652 7
It isnt ALL girls. Just that handful of *****.
perstephane 4
OP never said how long they were together - I'm not sure any girl would have qualms about sending a boyfriend she'd had for years a picture or two. If you didn't trust someone after that long to not publicly post pictures like that, you wouldn't be with them in the first place.
SpasticTurnip 4
Serves you right for taking them, ****. Put him up on gay **** sites :')
Delilahlilah 0
How is she a **** for taking semi-nude photos of herself? Or maybe he took the pictures and had them on his camera?
cassiebear7652 7
Exactly!! Taking nude photos is whorish bcause your practically giving your body away. Whats with all these peeps saying its not???