Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I saw one of the gay kids from my class getting picked on, so I tried to stand up for him. Not only did I get my ass kicked, but now my girlfriend thinks I might secretly be gay. Why? Because, in her own words, "Straight guys never defend gay guys!" She fails to see anything wrong with this mindset. FML
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Top comments
agamid 1
what's wrong with that? just correct them, but if they're small-minded enough to think calling someone a lesbian is an insult then they're probably not worth associating with.
hahaiseeyou 0
easy as just correcting them
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Comments (87)
OwNowBrownCow 0
Fake and gay.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
Just like your mom.
screamjewel_ 0
Then stop doing whatever it is that's making people think you're a lesbian.
smileywondur10 0
hmm? well you know you could act straight?
CoconutBread 0
lesbians are pretty
agamid 1
what's wrong with that? just correct them, but if they're small-minded enough to think calling someone a lesbian is an insult then they're probably not worth associating with.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#20 Agreed!
sammehsaurus 0
#20 Yeah, definitely.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I didn't take it to be an insult, but a descriptor. Sort of like identifying someone as "the white (or black, blonde, tall, etc.) Anne", or "Jesse the boy" doesn't necessarily make you racist or sexist. Actually, one could argue that in this scenario, OP's the one with the possible prejudice by considering this an FML. I personally wouldn't go that far, because it does suck to have people assume things about you. But it's not like she's known as "the ugly one."
Chubby_Cha5er 0
I can tell you got made fun of in school :-P
RebeccaRFT 18
It's bad for her because maybe a bunch a boys would have asked her out if they knew she was straighht
Golden_massimo 0
12 just got told
Freeze_fml 17
Nice earrings.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Yeah I got "told" alright by a 2nd grade insult.
Golden_massimo 0
thanks freeze, they were a present from my dead father. and yo its called a joke man calm down haha
Freeze_fml 17
Really? They look like the one this dude has... http://www.teenidols4you.com/bio/Actors/223/trevorb.html Weird!
Golden_massimo 0
lol yall take this shit to seriously i never said that was me eh? and i said that to shut your bitch ass up.
Golden_massimo 0
lol if yall want me 2 put one fo meh up i will haha hang on a sec
SinShady 0
You're pretending to be me.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Don't be so butch?
Golden_massimo 0
coconut not all lesbians are hot man
andruha1123 5
19, only in pornos...
JessAmmyy_ 0
get a bf, grab a microphone or bullhorn and shout 'im straight' stand up in assembley and say your straight quite blatent answers there m'dearr