Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I saw one of the gay kids from my class getting picked on, so I tried to stand up for him. Not only did I get my ass kicked, but now my girlfriend thinks I might secretly be gay. Why? Because, in her own words, "Straight guys never defend gay guys!" She fails to see anything wrong with this mindset. FML
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Top comments
agamid 1
what's wrong with that? just correct them, but if they're small-minded enough to think calling someone a lesbian is an insult then they're probably not worth associating with.
hahaiseeyou 0
easy as just correcting them
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Comments (87)
FarscapeSDC 9
Well, there are worse names to be called. I spent most of high-school being called either "Harry potter" (due to brown hair, thick glasses, and a small scar on my forehead), "Hitler" (Due to my somewhat radical views on the criminal justice system) or "Dr. Mengele" (Because I wanted to be a doctor and they thought I was insane)
doglover100 29
What gave them that impression?
Girlhomie1o1 16
So?
fantasyworld 39
What gave them that impression?
kaybows 14
It's been proven through surveys that lesbians tend to have better sex than hetero or even bi people so just think of it like you're viewed as somebody who gets great action.
ThatOnePolarBear 13
There are two girls in my school who both have the same first, middle and last name.
livearts 10
Les is well