Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
No way she'll be a Karen
Today, while picking names for our unborn daughter, my mom decided to help by providing a list of names she absolutely won’t accept because they’re all women she hates for insane reasons. It has over 300 common names on it. Every time we pick another name, boom, there it is on her damn list. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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oj101 33
Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.
Dramori 29
Give birth to her.
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napalm_uniqorn 27
I had 3 separate kill lists when I was in high school, complete with pictures, names, and ways to kill them. My parents were on it at some point too. Good thing I'm all better now and not a crazy psycho like I was!! Don't worry OP, it will pass.
mcrfan45 10
I've been there and trust me it was no help.. They put you there for the laws benefit (like suicide and murder) not for your own..
mcrfan45 10
Also I would ask her if she is being mistreated at school..
krispybacon4321 23
Are you an overprotective mom? There's no problem with it, but it makes girls really mad when they aren't allowed to do certain things.
theFickleFinger 24
It was a tough call, but I had to vote YDI. She knows you better.
HeisenburgLabs 15
Unless you see a guy that looks like this (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) at your door Or find one of these ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 in her room You should be alright, but don't chance it she may need help
CantTouchThat 29
At least she has a set list of goals. What do you have OP?