Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
No way she'll be a Karen
Today, while picking names for our unborn daughter, my mom decided to help by providing a list of names she absolutely won’t accept because they’re all women she hates for insane reasons. It has over 300 common names on it. Every time we pick another name, boom, there it is on her damn list. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Top comments
oj101 33
Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.
Dramori 29
Give birth to her.
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Comments (135)
summerjane95 5
I think that an intervention needs to be made that's scary
outoftown 27
Wondering where OP's name is on this 30+ list...
scuttlebuttz 1
How is your daughter enjoying sixth grade?
sarah_fml 0
u had to do something to make her put u on the hit list
vbmg152 19
Time for a talk!
yousuck44 11
Wow this remind me off my shit list and my parents are on that.
aquango 4
Anyone else think of Arya Stark?
young_stud 14
i did. i was thinking "joffrey...cersei...ilyn paine...the hound" etc
PhishloverA 14
At least you aren't on her shoot/murder list
fogrunner 13
You might be interested to know that most people have homicidal fantasies. :)
krutch408 2
Maybe you should be a better parent...