Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car and we got caught. He’s being detained because I’m underage. My parents were called and are on their way. I had told them I was studying for final exams with a classmate. I feel like I’m next in line on death row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
Yikes, stagetory charges are serious and many states don't care if it was consensual with people only a year apart. I had 2 classmates who are registered sex offenders for having 11th grade girlfriends when they were in 12th grade.
Anderling 33
If there are only a few months of difference between you and your area has “Romeo and Juliet” laws, he will be fine. However, if he is significantly older than that… well, that’s statutory rape. It doesn’t matter how old you feel or how in love you are then. And he fully deserves the consequences of his actions then.
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Comments (5)
cuz803 46
Okay how old are you and your bf? Because if you are underage, you're a victim of statutory rape. Are you age of consent? Also, it's not recommended to have sex in public places. I'm sorry if you are a victim of statutory rape and I hope when you get older, you understand you participated in something disgusting. BE SMART AND DO BETTER!!
Wadlaen 24
At least I hope you enjoyed yourself up until you got caught, and I wish you the best of luck! I would also advise you to think about the risk of getting caught when indulging in that kind of activities in the future, and think more through the choice of location.
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that whatever your parents do to you, it won't be half as bad as what your boyfriend is going to get in prison. Hatred of child molesters is one of the few thing that the jailers and the prisoners agree on. You've got that going for you, right?
Brightside86 31
Yikes, stagetory charges are serious and many states don't care if it was consensual with people only a year apart. I had 2 classmates who are registered sex offenders for having 11th grade girlfriends when they were in 12th grade.
Anderling 33
If there are only a few months of difference between you and your area has “Romeo and Juliet” laws, he will be fine. However, if he is significantly older than that… well, that’s statutory rape. It doesn’t matter how old you feel or how in love you are then. And he fully deserves the consequences of his actions then.