Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
No way she'll be a Karen
Today, while picking names for our unborn daughter, my mom decided to help by providing a list of names she absolutely won’t accept because they’re all women she hates for insane reasons. It has over 300 common names on it. Every time we pick another name, boom, there it is on her damn list. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Top comments
oj101 33
Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.
Dramori 29
Give birth to her.
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Comments (135)
dabeast15 7
That's an "oh shit!" moment op
doglover100 29
She needs to see a doctor
gregkingsley 4
If u only would have known that the allowance you have been giving her all these years was being saved up for a hitman.
gc327072 31
I think op needs to put her on a hit list, or more like a spank list.
mehwhocares 9
I think some therapy is in order.
Psychology_13 8
someone needs a therapist!
crazytwinsmom 25
Could be therapeutic, depending on her age. Best to be safe and discuss with a family counselor.
AH1Zviper 15
Looks like the Stewie-Griffin Syndrome is spreading.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Who knows, if OP is at the bottom of the list the daughter may think she's saving the best for last.
kittycat2007 18
so is your daughter going to be the next kid on tv for causing Columbine or Virginia Tech like tragedy?
KiddNYC1O 22
No. Pico.