ohemmgeee
Australia
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
brokenhearted
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
The butter up
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
annoyed
Maastricht, Netherlands
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
NoRingForMe
Stamford, United States
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Anonymous
United States
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
sad life
United States
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
toonice
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
VoodooPriestess
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Top comments
crystal_james 0
Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.
deidre823 7
Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.
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Comments (135)
Kickass89 0
yoy dont get it? you put the peanut in the peanut hole!
guestxxx 0
lol, I get it now!!
sarabraun8 7
bet ur nt the only one
Rainbowjumper0 12
What a bastard. He's not your boyfriend anymore right??
crazychick1269 7
We hope hes not:/
macskapingvin 0
Then drown him in it.
cincink2277 0
agreed wtf is wrong with ppl and u never said if you've done anything bad to him
perdix 31
A mentally healthy girl would ditch this sociopath. I have a feeling the OP is going to hang on to this loser as long as she can. YDI, honey, if you don't listen to what we're telling you here.
LoveMySoldier82 0
^ this
cincink2277 0
ppl that put ydi just have social problems and r probably doing it to there ppl
Terezi 0
I put YDI because with her referring to him as her boyfriend, it would appear she hasn't broken up with him. So I'm a sociopath for thinking someone in a bad relationship to have the half of a brain it requires to end it?
Cinn_fml 23
It might be that she has dumped him. It would have been wordier to have explained that she dumped him, when she figured it might've been obvious that she would've done.
Terezi 0
I have to disagree. All that would have been needed is a "now ex-" in front of the word boyfriend. I wouldn't say that adding that short bit would make it wordy.
Cinn_fml 23
I said 'wordier', which is technically true. But you do have a point. Maybe she just thought it was obvious?
fakEwOrLD 0
sounds exactly like my ex get rid of him things don't get better. when he told me he liked seeing me suffer I never cried again n I did kick him in the nuts made me feel better (:
0D0R0 4
Only pathetic psychopaths support physical abuse.
origamimaster987 0
you should dump his ass...
megan061282 0
what an asshole! I hope you got rid if him!