ohemmgeee
Australia
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
brokenhearted
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dublin, Ireland
The butter up
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
annoyed
Maastricht, Netherlands
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
NoRingForMe
Stamford, United States
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Anonymous
United States
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
sad life
United States
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
toonice
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
VoodooPriestess
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Top comments
crystal_james 0
Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.
deidre823 7
Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.
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Comments (135)
tpreedom 0
Tell him he has a small dick and you felt sorry for him that's why you dated him, make him cry, it aint that hard,
BritishHobo 0
I know, it's awful, but somehow you just wrote it in a hilarious way. I too would like to know his logic, yet somehow in a weird way I see where he's coming from.
Xxxcookie123xxX 0
How can someone do that...??
unicyclequeen 0
thats soooo bad! get rid of him! he totally isn't worth it!
Cinn_fml 23
If you didn't dump him, bide your time to get some well deserved pay-back, when he least suspects it is always the best. When he asks why, just tell him it made you feel special and then leave him. The simplest solution would have been to leave him when he told you that, someone that makes someone cry on purpose is never worth it.
skyeyez9 25
Why is this not: I realized my now Ex bf...... if you stay with the verbally abusive asshole, ydi.
EricJ 3
Date a nice guy, instead of him.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
He's still your boyfriend, why? I kind of get what he means- if stuff he says gets to you like that, his opinion obviously matters to you, and in an ass backwards way, it means you care. However, there are plenty other ways to show affection and gain it. Dump him! You deserve someone who treats you better than that.
Tigg3r 3
Woah. Fmylife commenters have actually gotten nicer since the last time I was here...
DocBastard 40
**** you! **** you and your face! Wow, sorry about that. It was a reflex response to the "nicer" comment. I couldn't let that misperception stand. In all seriousness, when it's a true FML like this, the comments tend to be supportive, as opposed to the usual whining we see around here. OP is in a horrible situation, and I hope she finds enough self-respect to eject this loser from her life.
0D0R0 4
Acctually, the comments are still intellectually undemanding.
nocanhaz 4
Op I give you sympathy for your current situation but you need to punch this guy in the stomach, and while he is hunched over throw him to the ground. But before you do this let somebody key his car. Between the physical pain and the fact you let somebody key his car he should start to cry.