Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
The butter up
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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crystal_james 0
Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.
deidre823 7
Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.
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Comments (135)
zenti 2
Verbal abuse. If he has the audacity to do that, what's to stop him from getting bored with that and moving onto physical abuse? Oh, and another thing. Don't stay with him because "you love him." You can do better than that, someone who won't hurt you just to make himself feel better.
droln4maltesers 8
I say... call it even and make him cry like the little b**** he is by kicking him in the balls
lexi365 20
And he's your boyfriend because???
BubbaDoose 0
kick him in the sack and utter "feel pretty special now asshole? good luck having kids!" then do a very sexy walk out the door!
0D0R0 4
Only pathetic psychopaths support physical abuse.
k9obsessed 5
..Op, your boyfriend is a major dumbass and a bastard of epic proportions. Dump that loser and find someone who won't treat you like shit to get himself on a pedestal.
livetodisco 0
My ex used to do the same thing! He would start fights because he liked knowing he could upset me. He said it made him feel like he had power over me. Your boyfriend is a douche.
jess6blondie9 3
why would you date someone that purposely makes you cry? weird.
JaymeH 0
time for a new boyfriend.
jaro_fml 0
childish
Mishana 0
Don't be be too hard people, maybe that yes he was still her boyfriend when she posted this, but I want to supposed that she realise she needs to find someone else and tell this idiot to GTFO and die somewhere in the forest ! So anyway hope you'll find a new boy in this new year, cause I think any one that might respect you a lil is 100000 x better than this douchebag