Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
The butter up
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Top comments
crystal_james 0
Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.
deidre823 7
Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.
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Comments (135)
blackcatgirl46 21
Meant thumbs up
RaizerBerry 3
What a douchebag
Ugi 27
This is all about power and control - he feels powerful by having the ability to make you cry. This is the type of urge that drives some people to domestic violence or even rape. Be careful.
gallaeo 21
I think you meant "Today my Ex-boyfriend"....
06cobaltSSftw 7
sounds like a winner, but ydi for being with someone like that. I hope your not still with him.
beauty_changer 4
It's kinda sweet... If you think about it.
cnsc1206 5
I've been in a similar situation... he would tell me he loved me and ended the sentence with an insult. you shouldn't be with this man.
Florentina 17
Oh my god. Get out of there. He sounds super insecure
fantasyworld 39
He's manipulating you, you need to leave.
404wan 19
unless you mean ex-boyfriend after this you deserve it.