Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
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Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
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Anti666 17
shave your mustache and try again.
sallen0046 4
Unless you've never encountered a mirror, you should be well aware if you have a mustache. A great deal of women do, it's not a life ******* situation. Either you're comfortable with it, or you have it waxed or bleached.
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Comments (61)
Anti666 17
shave your mustache and try again.
prinzess_fml 25
No! Shaving would make her look and feel manly. Better get permanent hair removal
maddyjayneexox 4
yes, waxing or lazor removal work better, girls don't shave there mustaches.... i agree^
zcknight 0
It seems like the guy didn't want THAT mustache. Does that mean there's a different kind he likes?
staylor23 2
lol
All_I_Need 4
Permanent hair removal does not always work on facial hair, and it's always better to check your hormonal levels before doing so because it does not work properly for girls who have a skin that is too sensitive to hormonal changes or have hormonal problems. It's not really permanent in those cases because other hairs will grow and may be thicker.
blackie17 0
alright look bitches. OP's problem is she doesn't wanna shave it, wax it or remove it in any way cuz everyone already knows she has it. therefor it will be embarrassing. u think all those guys are gna totally forget and like her? they kno she has it and what she has to do! its not gna make any difference. she would have to move away, then BLEACH it so no one would kno and all the assholes would like her. OP, hopefully your pretty and have nice big eyes or something and that stache isn't THAT badd. u will find a guy. my friend has one and she honestly pretty and hers isn't that bad and she's been dating her boyfriend for 2 years now :] and no, he's not disgusting, he's hot ;] either get some confidence or BLEACH it.
genesisbenn 0
Get it threaded. That's what I do, doesn't hurt at all.
mzeemzima 0
hahahaa ur gay...
sallen0046 4
Unless you've never encountered a mirror, you should be well aware if you have a mustache. A great deal of women do, it's not a life ******* situation. Either you're comfortable with it, or you have it waxed or bleached.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes. That was pretty rude of him, OP! Now that you're aware of the situation, I would try waxing it or bleaching it. Don't shave it! That doesn't last very long.
Anti666 17
You're right better to wax it off, OP.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 I get that it's a legit reason to not want to date someone (I personally wouldn't date a girl with a moustache either), but I was saying that it was rude of him to not wait until she was out of earshot and say it so loudly.
TheDrifter 24
Bleaching can also be bad depending on ops hair and skin tone. Dark unibrows and blond 'staches don't go well together.
Luv_Meh_Beeotch 0
NuMBa 13!! sHUt tHE HelLz uP! ThT WaS sO fCuKin RuDe! i WoUld haV BeT HiS aZZ!!
thefutureiswild 0
You're not Pedro Sanchez girl, Get rid of that stache!!!
pinkpillowz 0
you should have yelled " AT LEAST I HAVE ONE!!"
kimberlyk121 6
win
meotynxs 0
haha XD
MissDuckie 0
Haha, lol!! It should be "At least I can grow one!"
ubetrwatchBN 5
He's probably just threatened by the fact that your mustache is bigger than any he can grow...
RachelBerry_fml 5
He's meannn
loony_toon 2
agreed
fakEwOrLD 0
so have it waxed! what's the big deal or have permanently removed with laser 40 bucks saves u Money for waxing
emmanizzer 6
Well, what kind of mustache DOES he want then?
mercedes3210 6
Hahaha nice!
Allymeme 3
wax it then... if you can't do it yourself go to a salon. I get mine waxed all the time. I am thinking of getting it laser hair removed, you could do that too.