Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I went to visit an ex-boyfriend in New York and slept at his place. In the night, while he was asleep, I had to pee really bad so I went to their one bathroom and found his mom passed out asleep on the toilet, leading me to pee my pants. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
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stitch_book 4
tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.
perdix 31
Go meet them wearing no pants. They probably want to know what you're packing that could make them grandparents.
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Comments (54)
stitch_book 4
tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.
DGross 8
Would have been even worse if you were fooling around and dropped an early bird special in you pants...only to have her dog start licking your crotch as her parents walked in. Still fyl though
MakowskiBro 0
way to steal it from a movie buddy...
alicianoar 7
Hahahaaa, how awkward.
Tsunami87 17
this picture is nasty
talktomandybaby 8
your picture is really akward
davidjr_saldana 0
ydi for meeting gf parents while sick
juliahockey 0
Cough attacks don't always happen when you are sick.
sarah56195 0
You're an idiot.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO =p FYL
Swedish81 0
Control the pipe dude, unless you have a little penis then I guess you will run into these problems.
dre_bro11 12
thats what tweezers were made for,
MrRawwr84 0
win ^
malisa916 7
I normally don't criticize grammar on here, but this fml is horribly written. Anyways, OP, just tell them you pissed on yourself because of a cough "atack" that "shaked" your body. No need to lie or be embarassed. Shit happens.
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP is from Mexico, that means english is a second language for him. So how about you cut him a break and give him points for trying.
nebula748 14
>implying people from Mexico get points for trying
Prolusive 5
If you criticise in a constructive way it's a productive way to learn language.
psychochick29 0
Hey genius, just because someone has listed Mexico as their location it does not necessarily mean that: 1) they are *actually* in Mexico (I know, it's shocking to me too that someone on the Internet would *lie*!! Sacrilege!!!) 2) that they were born and/or RAISED in Mexico or 3) that English is a second language. I mean, yes it IS more likely that if OP was born and raised in Mexico that their native tongue is Spanish, but let's not make assumptions. That's just stupid. That, and you know what they say when someone assumes something; It makes an "@ss out of u n me". But mostly just you.
donkeyshlong420 0
You're an idiot it's shook not shaked how can you shit on someone for their grammar then be wrong yourself?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
28 it's says "shaked" in the FML. Who is the idiot now?
VertigoSD 0
Why do you people care? This is my fourth year working on my school's yearbook, and I'm a writing center tutor; I don't criticize for grammar because it's the Internet.
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
Thrasher ydi... It says shook. Maybe you should read the actual fml next time
darkmis1 18
Earlier it said shaked. The mods corrected it, moron.
malisa916 7
#11, I was on my mobile phone when I read this, and it doesn't show that OP's from Mexico, give us mobile users a break.
JustJaredfied 0
Well miss, you mispelled "attack".
daz079 0
Try sit-down pisses in future, seems you're obviously, at least half tard. YDI
MrRawwr84 0
sometimess the dick is a curse...
savvy_suzy 0
I vote for men sitting while urinating.
mightymart 5
dont you have enough control to just hold it in until the cough passes?!