Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
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DemonNecron 9
To be fair they are scary, I mean it can make people
colton_colton 50
It's better than him peeing on everything or something
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Comments (103)
martin8337 36
Hopefully he's not one of them girl/woman trapped in a boy's/man's body.
brendejafulable 41
That's cute. Kids.
codytallica 38
I don't see a FML here. He is a 2 year old kid! Eventually he will learn its normal.
evanawesome123 11
I know mine is because it is 2 feet ???
Silly_Lilly6969 23
That's so adorable !! But he's right to be afraid of that thing they go off and shoot some strange liquid that could damage your eye
CaroAurelia 12
I'd keep an eye on the situation. Everyone here's like "he'll grow out of it eventually" but what if he has gender identity disorder (i.e. transgender)? I'm no psychologist and I'm not sure that's enough to make a diagnosis, but the clues usually manifest themselves pretty early in childhood. If he is, or whatever he turns out to be, I hope you and the rest of your family accept him, because girl or boy or none of the above, he's still your family.
Merylwen 24
You really are seeing too much into it. A two year old isn't even aware that his penis is part of him being a boy and not a girl.
R2Y2 22
Room full of mirrors Nah, that's evil.
Badkarma4u 17
Don't let him near Omegle or Chat Roulette
yerrkiddingme 2
what a pussy
chocolatefrog28 29
To be fair, there are a lot of adult men that should react the same way when they see theirs too.