Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
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DemonNecron 9
To be fair they are scary, I mean it can make people
colton_colton 50
It's better than him peeing on everything or something
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Comments (103)
Taylor22294 24
My brothers quite the opposite. He's naked consistently and plays with it like its a joystick.
sarah1998 9
Love the username
krispybacon4321 23
He's half Mexican so I thought it would be cute.
NobodyGay 16
Well you should cut it off if it scares him that much. No need to scar him for life.
Silk_Routes 14
he l be proud one day...may be after 11 years
kells145 2
why has no one mentioned the possibility of him bein transgender? if he truly feels that he is a girl, seeing a penis on his body can definitely be gross and scary
badgercheese94 16
Good grief, he is 2 for Pete's sake! Transgender? Might as well assume he is gonna grow to be a construction worker for playing with blocks.
EyesofStone 27
People tend to know what gender they are by the time they are three. Maybe he's just a little advanced. You can rag on tumblr and gender identity all you want, but trans people DO exist you know.
Staresti 6
I've known I was transgender as far back as my memory goes. Parent's even told me I'd said things about being the opposite sex, but it was played off as "playing pretend". This was before I even came out. I told my dad very recently and he said he'd known from how I'd been when I was younger. It's very possible for a child to know they are transgender, but not EXACTLY know they are transgender. The concept is there, but the way to describe it is not. 24 years old btw, if you need that context.
kells145 2
it's common for children as young as two to realize they are transgender. I'm not saying he is. it could definitely just be a phase. but his reaction is common in transgender children
laurencarroll 11
I'm not a parent and I understand that there might be other circumstances at play here but isn't two years old and the kid still being in diapers unusual?
NikelIsHere 9
2 is about the age that they start learning how to be potty trained. I knew some kids that were still in diapers at 3. It just depends on when they learn how to be fully potty trained. 2 is still quite normal to be in diapers ^-^
BunnyStar 14
Not at all. Children are usually potty trained between the age of 2 and 3 but sometimes earlier, sometimes later. It depends when they are ready.
swimthenread27 19
First of all how is it this an fml for you? Second of all, I don't understand why so many of you are laughing and making jokes.Since it has been proven that young children know that they are transgender, it is possible that your brother has gender dysphoria and that he could be transgender.
Jessicart92 3
to be fair... I'm a transwoman and that's my exact response too...
xRiverSongx 17
Someone might be trans.