Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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darkmis1 18
Boo freaking hoo! I had to get all of mine out, AND they were impacted, so they had to break my aw bones to get to them. I also woke up during the surgery and felt them digging around in my mouth AND the pain killers made me throw up! I lived though! And so will you! Grow up!
drawing_a_blank 0
To be fair OP has 8 teeth to be pulled.
LilaBear 2
geez, take a chill pill. Just because you had a crappy experience doesn't mean everyone else just has to suck it up and get over it. You obviously think you have a right to complain about your experience, so other people must have that right too. Yes, you had something awful happen. I'm pretty sure getting 8 wisdom teeth extracted is pretty awful too.
CTina206 0
I had my wisdom teeth removed my first Xmas vacation home from college, Christmas Eve, with my wisdom teeth removed. I have no pity for you, OP
zp5 4
you spank yourself?! weird...
Sammara 0
That sucks, but it's not the end of the world. If you do what the doctor says, then you'll hopefully heal up pretty quickly. Stock up on DVDs (even the most voracious reader, like myself, probably won't be able to focus on reading with the discomfort that comes) and applesauce, and take care of yourself. Unless you get dry socket, healing time isn't that long. I was eating solid food in 3 days (not like steak or anything, but bread, etc.) and was back to 100% in under a week. That was with all 4 coming out at once, and they weren't in ideal positions. I'd wager it will take longer for 8 teeth to heal, but it shouldn't take your whole break.
KingDingALing 9
Look on the bright side, OP! Oh wait...there is no bright side! Hahahahahahaha! Ohhh, that was mean...
rileysmileydog 0
they give you lots of meds!
jhaygood 0
The dr who removed my wisdom teeth did a good job my mouth was only swollen for three days and not very bad. I hope yours goes just as good.
deathcab7 0
haha(: 65.
dreamering 16
The bright side? He could have had 3 dicks and 6 balls
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
I see you got my wisdom teeth. I don't have any.