Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I did my small part to help the environment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The birds showed their appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML
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CRrawsum 7
that is too funny
illmatic2 16
How would a car help out at all?
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CRrawsum 7
that is too funny
ladies_man217 0
get some vans
illmatic2 16
How would a car help out at all?
CRrawsum 7
vans, most badass shoes ever.
Phustercluck 11
Hate high tops. Get some Toms and give poor children free shoes!
illmatic2 16
Then tell us, Ignorance. Wat is?
HighStakes 0
Hey, Ignorance, stop being a bitch in every FML post and **** off. Please.
Stupified 0
Bird shit is a sign of good luck. Iggy, AFP & CB are three things you need to watch out for. ILY Iggy!
talb1 7
Get some converse.
Phustercluck 11
I think poor children would take anything...an I don't know of any shoe company that sends poor children cheeseburgers when you buy a pair of their shoes.
HeatherXCore 0
I like slip-on vans. very comfortable. and pretty much any converse. provided I've got on knee high socks. high-tops and low socks make me frown.
yuggi1 11
#46, Well... yeah poor kids would rather have food than shoes. However, without shoes they will scrape their feet which not only will be painful but will allow parasites, bacteria, and god knows what to infect them.
JokerJohn7 0
why the hell would you put your shoes YDI
Dragons_corner 6
I'm going to ******* kill the admins of fml if this post does not show up.
Dragons_corner 6
I'm going to ******* kill them. attempt #5
CRrawsum 7
Sometimes my comments don't show up either, but chill bro xD
Dragons_corner 6
why does it take 5 times till 1 of my post show up?
Dragons_corner 6
sorry but I hate this. I was taking to someone and well it would not post the sorry comment I put. although it's kind of funny since I typed something new each time worst then the next. I got to 7 and you don't want to known what I said ; }
CRrawsum 7
OOH!!!! Actually I do :)
KingDingALing 9
Vans look stupid. Converse are the worst shoes ever because they're so plain.
Stupified 0
Shoes.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No, BOOTS! Pretty much all boots beat any sneakers. Docs, stilettos, calf, knee, ankle, riders... I love them all. But I especially love my treasured vintage finds: a pair of bright red, suede, mid-calf, no-name riding boots ($14), and a GEN-U-INE pair of knee-high, broken-in, slightly heeled, thin & sexy Frye boots ($8). That's right-- eight motha-******' dollars at the Salvo. Why? Because. I'm. awesome.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Disclaimer: When I say "all boots", I'm naturally excluding those atrocious Uggs-- actually, they pretty much exclude themselves. Ditto for Croc boots, if they make such an unspeakable thing.
CRrawsum 7
My aunt bought me a pair of UGGS, I was like o_o. But ofcourse I took them.
Tolzien4Heisman 0
WTF highstakes y u so mean to the girls? u don't treat ur lady right?
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
get authentic era vans!! those are the shizz! :) liek..seriously...they're amazinglycool:3
Stupified 0
Shoes.
HarvestTheSorrow 0
We can all agree that crocs suck though, right?
teyyoshi 19
what you use,wear and eat are all made in china!!!
Spastastic 6
Moccasins. Minne Tonka moccasins.
zach5432 3
DVS. all the way!
the_flirtt 0
going to have to agree my moccasins are soo comfy!
EricErection69 0
ew
illmatic2 16
I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to stick with my spiderman sketchers.
Siji 0
Anything that keeps the glass,nails,dogshit off my feet will suffice. :|
Stupified 0
Oh, my God, shoes.
Iissosmart 5
jefree star refrence ^^^ win lol
MAGNAVOX 0
I dot need shoes!
drummerforever 0
****
aardvarkish 17
102, That is awesome.
DudeImBetter 0
I'll say converse are cool but they aren't the most comfortable and in my opinion I think cre8tive recreation, cesario lo's also look cool in good color schemes.
paid2think 0
Es?
suppressed08 2
Why did it take till #53 for someone to chip in that converse are awesome? :) converse are my awesome shoes, my big Vans skating shoes are my 'comfy as he'll shoes. Skating shoes last for years anyway..
MissErikaHart 0
best shoes are gucci or Louis vuitton.
theian01 3
**** shoes. I just go barefoot. through 6 inches of snow and it was uphill both ways and... *babbles on about nothing*
zerobahamut03 2
Whoa how much do the birds poop in you're area? for them to be soaked in their feces....
glambert1998 0
hey jefree star is awesome!!! dont hate!
theflyingtaco 3
wow that sucks
Shell02 0
BAHAHAHA classic. I wish I was the bird who'd done it.
mahimalil 0
this is dum y would u put it on the roof first of all
Skiittleez 0
I agree, that does suck! I was walking with my friend and I felt a small drip on my arm, it was bird crap that fell on her head! haha I find it hilarious cause I totally hate her now.(:
farkie3 8
Wait... is bird poop NOT a good thing?
GamerChik 2
Hahahahahah thts so funny lol tht suks 4 u
Mandeex 0
haha that sucks
mesnugglez 0
lmao! wowzer...
Vash_41288 10
wowzer made me think of inspector gadget lol
mesnugglez 0
Lol how?
the_flirtt 0
cuz he says that
Annihilator 0
！(◎_◎;), that very funny
yuggi1 11
Damn this birds! *shakes fist*
yuggi1 11
these* :p oops I made an err.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for owning shoes, for living in a building that has windows, for living in a building that has a toof, for living anywhere near water, and for living anywhere that birds also live.
neversayYES 0
that's not even funny....
Schizomaniac 24
Damn those buildings with toofs.
Vash_41288 10
well he has a roof not a toof so eh your partially right with the rest lol
Annihilator 0
*Roofs*, ⑧＝『Fail』‼(*☻-☻*)
HighStakes 0
I wish somebody would ban this fuckface
neversayYES 0
I agree ... he's not even a tiny bit funny
TheTigerRoars 0
He's my one true love! Don't ban him! Besides, he'll just come back as an elephant or something. Juuuust saying. -Fluffy McTiger
zp5 4
YES. if you don't get this, look at 13s name. stupid right?
TheTigerRoars 0
...yes :D -Fluffy McTiger
Trollz4daLULZ 2
RE: roof vs. toof: it's hard to type with hooves. Dometimes I hit the wrong ket. Highstakes: lol rumad?
Schizomaniac 24
It's okay, Trollz. We understand.
zp5 4
....and also the fact that you're retarded.
MAGNAVOX 0
I'll just have to put you down trollz.
CRrawsum 7
HAHAHAHA!!!
Angelita_tita 0
I love troll!:D I'd die a little inside if you were banned.haha
HahaHokayThen 10
I used to troll on GMH. those were the days. we were the popular people & we ended up dominating, until the emo hobo moderators banned us all. hmph.
victimization 0
yes damn them all!
OwNowBrownCow 0
I got banned on the funny pics app just for saying that a pic was gay.
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
I laugh at your misfortune XD
Phustercluck 11
I laugh at your taste in music XD
metal8214 0
hell yeah, I love bmth! for I am death
The_Earth 0
I laugh at all of you.
metal8214 0
^^^ wow you have no life
t123d 0
Why does everyone think his pic is referring to BMTH?
beatleschick1940 9
I predict a lot of puns. sorry op. that sucks.