Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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Comments (225)
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
you'll be alright it only lasts like four days. just have someone video tape you after you wake up so we can all make fun of you on the internets!!
delaneylove 0
ummmm. the whole over Christmas break thing happens to a LOT of people. and the eight wisdom teeth part I'm pretty sure is not a rare as most would think. so yes it does suck, but. you're not the only one.
willgraham101 0
ydi for sayin to boot. Jk that ****** sucks im having dental work done over christmas 2
hot_tamale 0
Been there done that. I also got food poisoning a few days later *on* christmas, and then got sick with a sinus infection. and I grind my teeth making recovery excruciating. I was in bed for a month.
slipknot29 0
I'm a dentist and there is no way possible that the human jaw can have 8 wisdom teeth.
sallen0046 4
Then you obviously haven't been well educated because I myself had eight wisdom teeth. My new dentist also didn't believe I'd already had one set out until I brought in records from the orthodontist I had as a teen.
MrTvor 0
Look up hyperdontia and supernumerary teeth... and you call yourself a dentist. Tsk Tsk.
ilaughatmyself 7
when my brother got his wisdom teeth out he was loopy from the pain meds they put him on. its was the FUNNIEST thing ive ever seen
lostinlove4u 3
i have 4 nd have to get them all removed ovr xmas break too feel better
xXshotsXx 0
ice bank mice elf???
Brittneyyyy 7
I was thinking thar too #55... My jaw couldn't even hold the 4 I had removed.
dblmh 0
imagine having the swollen face and pain during school