Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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TheTigerRoars 0
Well, at least you'll have many Christmases in the later years that you wont need to worry about your wisdom teeth. We tigers don't have to worry about such a trivial thing. In fact, if I had the problem you had. You might find me snacking on some of your young cause my mouth hurt. -Fluffy McTiger
HighStakes 0
Fag
TheTigerRoars 0
Oh, I have so wanted to use this one! 'I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.' So you, sir, are the cigarette. -Fluffy McTiger
brennboo 3
that's cute 124 :) me gusta
yuggi1 11
Don't worry OP. Hopefully it will be the only BAD Christmas you'll ever have. Cheers. You should demand more from your parents now that you'll be suffering, it might make you feel better xD.
chobitschibi1369 0
That sucks for you. But I hear it only lasts a few days. So as they say, "What does not kill you makes you stronger."
bigbadtim 7
Getting your wisdom teeth taken out is not that bad. I had all four of mine out at once, with very little pain. Even if you end up looking like a chipmunk, it will only be for a couple days, then you will be fine for that Christmas turkey.
Lilllly_1316 0
I have three, and don't need them removed for two more years. :)
anorexicbarbie 8
That's possible?
brennboo 3
yup very possible. the number varies between people. I personally had 5 and they said it's not uncommon to have more or less than 4
fagtastic_iva 5
stalk up on the advil. You'll be ok. The swelling goes down in a few days. Sucks that you got four. Sorry
smart16314 0
it says they have EIGHT.
97currie 0
*stock up, eight. :D
bubber 0
Eh, I had all four of mine pulled at once, it really isnt that bad. It really only hurt for 2 days and the swelling was mostly gone by the third. Don't take oxy, that stuff is terrible. It does kill the pain but makes you feel like crap and have crazy wierd dreams. Percoset or vicoden for pain for the first couple days and ibueprofin after that. Mouth will be pretty tender for another week, but I was back to work on the 3rd day.
OceanMinded 0
this is priceless!! shitty but priceless!!
GamerChik 2
that sucks well at least it shouldnt last that long and its over break so noone has to see you