Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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your_face 15
@76 - Surgeries can't always be scheduled just a day ahead of time (and yes, this is a surgery). OP could be away at college, or she could not want to worry about the pain and drugs affecting her schoolwork, or maybe the surgeon's schedule is full. Two months isn't really all that long.
Nizzit 1
Besides the "8 wisdom teeth" part, this probably happens to a lot of people. I had 4 wisdom teeth taken out during Christmas break. Sucked pretty bad, especially since my school back then kept shrinking the winter break.
codyswife 0
ya well I had my wisdom teeth taken out dec. 17 only to wake up from the anesthesia to find out my brother had committed suicide. so you know, there's worse things than being sore. my mouth was fine by Christmas. you'll be fine
lindsaymccue 0
lol my boyfriend was born without wisdom teeth
maidenandwhat 0
8?? wowww
LATESTfashion613 0
I had the same thing done last year in December at the beginning of break- it's not that bad. the drugs pretty much handle it. just prat you get a good surgeon- mine was awesome
Samerai 0
I had 5.. But I know it is not as bad as 8
curzy 6
Ooo if ur lucky the dentist will give u vicodin lol.
thecrazyasian 3
**** same but I got a whole buncha extra teeth comin outta nowhere
Clarice1 9
Oh man that suck. Sorry, OP! I'm worried enough about having just my four wisdom teeth removed. But it'll be okay. A couple of months ago I took care of one of my best friends after her wisdom tooth surgery. Hopefully you'll have people around who know how to nurture, and can maybe spoil you a little extra for the holidays :] Maybe one day this will be a memory you can laugh at -- or at least the beginning of a really awkward pick-up line.