Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
WCARlover 35
Oh wow divorce him immediately
Kayokku 1
Either way, he's still in dangerous territory.
ArsenalFan12 0
bummer
wisericky 12
its okay, better luck next time.
Legendslayer222 26
Wait, so has he been in the military at all or is the whole thing just a shameful lie?
pasha135 0
lol epic 9 year fail ...
myownworld 0
Damn ! That is harsh :/
minimaryme 4
Since men in the military make money, I would assume he would have some money in the bank. Buy something expensive for yourself! The worst thing a girl can do in this situation is to just come out and bust him. Screw with his mind! Have a little fun with the situation, make him really regret it! But don't cheat, because if you do, you won't be able to play the "he had an affair and I stayed loyal" card in court. Actually, you should probably consult a lawyer righ away, see how much money you can get from the bastard! Don't forget to mention how: you had emotional distress because you thought your husband was risking his life. From a legal standpoint, you can get everything from him. Hopefully his "other" other half likes him poor.
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
Smart plan =)
harrywestt 0
great minds think alike but I would of done it a different way
BighornB 0
Damn your a vindictive little shit. Definitely stay away from you.
momo1972 3
Just like every other girl out there, look for a way for a guy to take care of you. And they all scream "women's lib" too
smashgrab 0
Yeah, I don't know what military you are talking about, but the one I spent eight years in doesn't pay very well...
skyeblue82 5
wow that blows, what an ass! I'm sorry
leila131 0
Wow!!!:( thats NOT good.