Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
ilikeapplejuice 7
Hope he doesn't have other kids
higgy6969 7
Cripes people, learn how to spell and use proper grammar.
ParanoidLoko 0
Thank u for giving me an other excuse! I owe u won!
belleisswell 0
What do YOU need an "excuse" for? I'm doubting any woman is very concerned with someone like you.
middlekid2 5
First off- you ******* spelt "one" wrong. They don't allow dumb asses in the military. Second- you look like a ******* tool.
ERaj1123 18
Guys this is just a joke. Calm down. Funny JOKE, too!
margs12 0
Ouch :(
mea_iloveskiing 26
now you're the enemy who's going to kill him, not the army :)!
cBlackout 13
Wait why would the army kill him?
momo1972 3
Why do you assume he's Army? You know Marines defend this country too. I'll bet it's the military fault that he is an asshole huh? Couldn't possible lack of moral guidance while growing up
asteroth 8
Calm down, 197. Yeesh.
_Noon_ 0
Wow. I agree, your life sucks. It truly does. What an asshole husband, please divorce him ASAP.
IamVexatious 0
Ohhh, i tought OP was going to buy a unicorn and live happily-ever-after...Damn guess its just me :/
oops_im_fucked 8
Now, that wasn't very nice... Apologize... NOW!
humonese 0
Other girlfriend?
raaawwwrrZ 8
Thats what i was thinking
Doortje 30
You can swear here you know. **** **** shit asshole.. Well, you get the idea.
hiddenriot7 5
Get rid of him
zukinihudini 0
other girlfriend? I thought he was your husband. Not your boyfriend
FarSide 23
...husband... 9 years.... other.... girlfriend..... Okay, I did the math 3 times and it still does not add up.
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
By "other" she probably just meant like other than her. That he wasn't where he said he was, he was at the other woman's house.
gene818 13
You know what that means? He's got a wife and more than ONE girlfriend!
zukinihudini 0
Like his other partner then
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
Pretty much =b At least that's my interpretation
crashley21 10
My parents are married and my dad calls my mom his girlfriend sometimes in a loving way. Once you're married, you are still eachother's boyfriend/ girlfriend, you are just taking it one step further and adding another title to use.
SGT_DBL 15
Yeah, chain-of-command time for sure. In the military adultery is still a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. It isn't enforced very often, but when this guys commander finds out he used a fake deployment as cover for adultery I would be willing to bet money that some action will be taken. Crap like that makes us all look bad and needs to get slapped down hard.
wisericky 12
Dont do it, this bitch it trying to trick you! jk ily Doortje :)