Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
oneleggedbeauty 0
Go clubbin' and hook up with 2 guys ;) do it.... Every night
red1355 6
Wow. Now thats really smart huh?!?!
linddezzy 0
Sweet, sweet revene...hehe
BighornB 0
Typical
miz66independent 1
Sounds unsanitary.
red1355 6
#17..... YOUR A ******* IDIOT!! If i knew yiu did somthing like that in my unit..... You would be in Levenworth!!!
LinTurk 4
Are you sure you don't mean #18?
capini 0
Anyone that does that is a straight up asshole. Especially since he's using fighting for our country as the reason why he's gone.
zombiekitten87 12
His "other" girlfriend?
srm0608 0
wat a asshole divorce his ass assappp
imsnake 0
Bahahhahaha atta boy u must be ugly
kevint9911 15
Now u need to station a pop in his ass
Amrel 10
And his penis "stationed" in her ******
missyraven23 0
Yea I would take that to court martial and the jag office and divorce will be a must.
xxMichaxx 0
You realize JAG is specifically for war crimes, not because some dumb ass cheated on his moron wife, right?
crashley21 10
You should not call her a moron, you don't know her.
jlstough 10
well that's funny, seeing as i go to the JAG office when i need legal advice, when i need a power of attorney, when i wanted to change my beneficiary, when i updated my will...
belleisswell 0
That's very unfortunate. What an asshole. But what's just as bad is when the man in the military ISN'T an asshole, but his wife is. And cheats on her husband while he is serving. With someone 20 years younger. Who is also seeing someone else. Kind of like what happened with my (now ex) boyfriend and his new 40 year old (ex military wife) girlfriend. Good times.
jmayinc 3
Get your own FML