Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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aairborne52 0
can you say awkward?
ryankon518 3
dress to impress, well in this case undress
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Comments (119)
aairborne52 0
can you say awkward?
smdbeeach 0
threesome :)
mona_is_here 10
yeah, that would be a sex bonus to the OP and no FHL at all :P
Stupified 0
Ydi for thinking this is a bad thing! Jk next time wait so take it off in front of him and do a lil striptease he'll prolly enjoy it more and stuff like this won't happen again cuz u b right in front of him.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
oh la la sexy
weightnc 1
Next time try a whipped cream bikini. That way your lady bits (assuming you are a lady) won't be exposed...
vballerlover07 0
Don't get why you would take your clothes off when your husband is randomly calling you to the bathroom? Maybe he need you to help him wipe(;
nickbouz 3
awkward
cubanchick 0
she said bedroom not bathroom
kevinfenchak 0
well maybe you'll get. better deal now...
SunshineBoy21 0
Wow. people will do anything to get a loan nowadays ;)
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO =)
ALindsey 0
I can say awkward, and that would be awkward.
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
FAIL. :')
xxjoseph1543xx 0
YDI for being a *****
vollyball921 0
ikr
madarchod 0
ur husband must hv been pissed at u
chili10 18
Dang if that's what you when all he does is call you into the bedroom i wonder what you do when your actually in the moment. you freak!
LonelyLoser42 0
I bet you get free morgage now!
klutzycleo 5
Uhm, she's a ***** for wanting to get it on with HUSBAND??
roflmaker 0
man I wish I had a girlfriend like you, always willing to take her clothes off ;) and FYL for raising the price of the house with what the mortager would call erotic entertainment :[)
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
Lol op ydi you neeeda calm happy ass down
lemonlime77 0
ouch
xXSweetNightmare 0
BAHAHAA. Ouch Sure, But This Is Hilarious! xD
boopityboppity 11
That big ol' "Shift" key just incessantly calls out to you, doesn't it, 64?
marissarissa101 0
maybe next time make sure your home.alone
rottentomatoes 7
oops.
malloryisawesome 0
that sucks...
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, that's probably why it's on FMyLife. It's a website, you see, for stories that suck.
sexxychick9 0
haha sex drive screws them all. next time strip for him not alone plus it'll probably save u any foreseeable embarrassment. but FYL.
mona_is_here 10
Desperate for sex?
smiley_ily 0
akward, maybe first impressions don't matter as much?
ryankon518 3
dress to impress, well in this case undress
Catto-Golden 23
You can wear a crown but you're no princess
Catto-Golden 23
You can wear a crown but you're no princess
lovesteph3523 0
how could you forget?