Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
The cost of sucking up
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
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supportcommand 17
Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.
HeyArnold91 8
Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are
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aadvdrak 11
I wonder how does it feel to have a stalker....
mega20913 8
I would imagine that it wouldn't feel very good..
walmartpaysme 15
It probably feel like you're being followed all the time...
Zoh_Aubrey 8
It's terrifying. I had one when I was finishing my sophomore year in college and unless you are aggressive and strong--like I made a scene every time I saw him and borrowed a prop gun-- it feels like someone is literally just waiting to kill you. OP, you need to get a camera and record that asshole stalking you and turn it over to the Feds.
zero91 4
my friend got stalk by this guy . the guy find her in fb and he followed her after work . try imaging your my friend
htownpostman 16
Huh?
Axipiter 24
Imagining your what?
mizuki123 8
It's really not that fun.. It's not something to joke around with, it can be very serious. Sorry to hear that OP.
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
8- kinda like twitter
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Has nobody thought about how the stalker feels about all this? Maybe she is the love of his life, would you give up on the love of your life just because she sprayed pepper spray at you or called the cops once or twice, Hell no because deep down inside you know she wants the D... She's just playing hard to get. Staplers have feelings too people:)
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Stalkers not staplers:p
ositoakaluis 16
I'm sure if they called the cops or peppered sprayed you it's time to move on
badwolfbluebox 7
Yeah cause really to get the girl you love you have to stalk them, they're actually really nice once you get past their obsessive ways. :)
Parky03 9
I know this from experience. I get stalked by someone, it's really creepy. Luckily she only follows me during lunch at school, but my friends are always with me and they're scared of her. I'm a guy, and I have a girlfriend... On the bright side I know I'm admired :)
Parky03 9
46-true, but there are other ways to go about it. That's why you don't see them so often. And "love of your life" wouldn't be true if you don't actually know them. They're socially known as crushes, or loving first impressions that don't usually turn out to be the love if your life. Maybe a date or boy/girlfriend.
Palirose 22
Well it is your job, but that's messed up that you had to pay your manager to help you out.
supportcommand 17
Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.
ShyAnn29 15
I'm sure if she flirted with him, he'd stalk her even more.
Inheritance 10
Sneak 10$ from the cash register problem solved.
Nabee143 3
27 Sneak $10 from the register? Really? So she should get fired over sneaking $10 from the register. You sound really smart. *facepalm*
Enslaved 38
Go to your manager's unattended office and take the money out of her purse. Make sure it's the correct purse and not the person getting interviewed.:P
GracesDelirium 9
+10 Internet points for referencing a past FML, 34! :D
Feared 9
40- Your Internet points are no good here.
walmartpaysme 15
27,USUALLY the manager is not the owner. So how does OP stealing from the owner hurt the douche bag manager? Answer: It doesn't.
chellyX92 8
Managers usually get in trouble when money is missing, because they are in charge. They do everything the owner doesn't have to do, which is watch employees and make sure they don't steal money.
walmartpaysme 15
61, I know that. My point was the money in the drawer doesn't belong to the manager. So there is no logic in taking the money. I'm aware it would be stealing either way.
Mideoyeo 12
Oh no! I hope you get this sorted out soon, get a restraining order if you have too.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, restraining orders are only as good as the stalkers willingness to follow them. They really offer no protection.
humorizer 14
That's 100% true! Except for the part where the guy gets sent to jail breaking it... You know, just like every other law in existence.
bfsd42 20
Damn. I gotta stop jay walking. It's just not worth the jail time.
HeyArnold91 8
Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are
PipingMouse 14
Act like your a Justin Bieber fangirl. Or a hipster.
coolboy675 16
Better practice that fake British accent OP
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Your manager sucks.
rsunshine2020 13
Your manager needs to learn better managing skills, it seems inappropriate for him to take money from you like that.
JustKittyKat 24
Having a stalker whilst working fast food must be terrible. They can walk in and see you whenever they're "hungry". Perhaps look into a restraining order?
desireev 18
OP, you need to get a restraining order ASAP. Having a stalker is no joke. It can be a terrifying experience that I hope you never have to endure. Please, for your sake, get a RO immediately!
xminixlovex 6
wow at least you didnt have to talk to your stalker!!