Today, on our honeymoon, my wife still won't have sex with me. When I brought it up, she started crying and said she's still "not ready" for sex. We're both in our late twenties. When the fuck will she be ready? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it’s my honeymoon. I waited patiently for a year and a half to have sex since I respected her “No sex before marriage” rule. However, my new wife has a new rule: “Sex is for procreation and I’m not ready to have children yet.” How much longer should I wait to make love to the one I love now? FML
Today, after enduring years in a sexless marriage, I asked my wife if she will make love to me ever again, to which she replied, "Probably not." Half an hour later she's talking about us going on a trip to Egypt next year. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, we are on our honeymoon, at a beautiful resort, and my wife has been in bed crying for two days. She won't talk to me, and every time I come in, she sobs harder and starts hyperventilating. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I still haven’t consummated my marriage with my new wife. She said no sex before marriage and I obliged for 2 long years. During our honeymoon, she kept making up excuses. Now when I sit down and talk to her, she calls me a “horny pervert” and accuses me of “using her for sex” and stormed off. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, after a year and a half of sticking to my new wife’s “no-sex-before marriage” rule while we dated, she brushed me off while I tried to consummate the marriage. Apparently, she’s not ready to have kids yet and “semen will get the sheets dirty.” Guess I’ll be jerking it on my honeymoon. FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Time for therapy sounds like she has unresolved trauma!
Vestarex 1
Putting pressure on her isn't going to help. Being patient and understanding will help her feel safer. Her crying clearly shows she cares about your needs and she stresses over displeasing you. Cuddle and kiss her without the expectation of sex and tell her you'll listen to any concerns she has about intimacy. She'll let you know when she's ready to take the next step.
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Charlie Given 28
Time for therapy sounds like she has unresolved trauma!
tiptoppc 21
It’s called religion and those raised within ones that promote chastity before marriage don’t fair well on the first night as the guilt you had cult-programmed into you doesn’t disappear just because the marriage happened. Speaking from not only experience but also from others i know who had to deprogram themselves from the religious doctrine b.s.
Vestarex 1
Putting pressure on her isn't going to help. Being patient and understanding will help her feel safer. Her crying clearly shows she cares about your needs and she stresses over displeasing you. Cuddle and kiss her without the expectation of sex and tell her you'll listen to any concerns she has about intimacy. She'll let you know when she's ready to take the next step.
winterbell 4
Hopefully she didn't just marry you for stability.....who wouldnt wanna have sex with thier husband...unless they have someone else on the side