Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
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adnamao 0
There are gluten free flours out there -not at good as the real thing but still work-able. it's awful at first but eventually you learn to adapt and barely even notice the difference.
CreepyGuy666 2
I've got that too ;( Believe me that sucks!
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Comments (178)
JacindasaurXD 0
I have that it's called celiac disease:( but I buy stuff made with brown rice so it's all good but I can't eat white rice just brown rice. I sneak hot cheetos every now and then:))
Snookums 0
ever heard of wheat less bread? allergies aren't an issue in this day and age...
dilligaf24 1
can u eat pizzelles?. lol
xNephilim 19
Google gluten-free recipes. There's LOADS of stuff out there you can eat. :)
Kat54 0
I have that allergy aswell... I sympathize with you!!!
akrdiehard 3
starch, milk, gluten, soy, raw foods aka apples and stuff haha and popcorn are what im allergic too... and i have acid reflux...
LaxBeast39 1
you know what I'm allergic to dairy and soy and there testing me for wheat
wetherguy 0
my friend has that. you can't drink beer either
minette08 0
I'm getting really sick of people putting up FMLs for Celiac Disease. Guess what, I had pasta for dinner and breakfast/lunch, and it was gluten free. The gluten free version is actually much healthier for you, and you can still eat bread, pasta, pizza, and all that good stuff. Had pizza for dinner today actually. All my friends love my food and my boyfriend is constantly stealing it, even though he prefers his "gluten foods." It sucks, but it's not the end of the world.
TROLLZ 0
shut up guido(a)