Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Top comments
DMC_Hotness 0
Lol... Watching the ginger episode of south park right now. Doesn't count, they don't have souls.
okieraider71 4
Gingers ARE so hard to resist!
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Comments (141)
DMC_Hotness 0
Lol... Watching the ginger episode of south park right now. Doesn't count, they don't have souls.
DKParth13 5
Fire Crotch!!;)
auriane_fml 19
You should dye his hair read and then dump him.
fthislyfe 22
Oh so don't worry
enonymous 9
Red heads know how to have more fun. Fun does not require souls
Enslaved 38
It wasn't her soul he was *******.
SCREAM4meeee 0
I'm a Ginger. It's true that we don't have souls.
enonymous 9
I too am a ******* sexy ginger. My pubes have been tinted in such anyway it looks like a fire crotch.
YourEvilHero 12
wow and I thought I had all the l gingers locked up in my basement. the hunt is on again...
otb113 7
hahaha 54 you ******* genius!
RiiOT09 9
69, you missed me lol.
REFLEXED 7
Lol best be careful those who hate on gingers. We don't have souls and thus won't go to hell. There are a lot of things to be done with that knowledge ;)
Stiggy626 25
Haha right? it's not cheating if they have no soul
okieraider71 4
Gingers ARE so hard to resist!
stephan18 23
Gingers are SO hard to resist, the lack of soul is what I find so appealing.
anorexicbarbie 8
Some gingers are really sexy though.
stephan18 23
Yea.. That Seth Green sure is sexy. Nah, but it's true some really are ;)
muchagente 5
and they are rare. one can't be expected to let that chance pass.
azndecoy 2
she was a blowup doll?
XxHoPPoxX 8
im a ginger......ladies please one at a time
Wdgames 0
I'm Korean. *steps in front of you to take first pick of the women*
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm a cockblock. -steps infront of all you And scares every lady away-
Badboy6 5
What a douch, Nuff said.
kings1fan 6
Agree! What a ****** idiot
enonymous 9
You mean douche or douché right?
nigrice 0
He's obviously too cool for that enonymous
leadman1989 16
If he were smart he'd say touche or touché.
azcardinals1307 2
This brings a range of Doctor Who jokes to mind...
Bill3485 3
valid point. since gingers have no souls, its like he really didn't have sex with anyone but you.
teameminem 2
I am a ginger and I have no idea how having a soul or not plays a part in sex. I don't even know how the soulless joke got started, but I'm sure when it comes to sex guys couldn't care less about whether the girl they're about to have sex with has a soul or not.
ReynshineCutting 10
Those would be the shallow worthless guys who don't care. Real men look for more than just getting off when they have sex.
omnomcupcake 1
my boyfriend is a ginger. so i can say with all accuracy that his argument is invalid. gingers know what they're doing.
BeatlesObsessed 12
It's okay, she doesn't have a soul anyways.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
I have a soul!
MissBunnyWillEat 11
79- No, actually, you don't.
lliki 0
Shes right, you dont!
iLoveQueen91 0
That just makes it worse! Gingers are ******* nasty.. And complete psycho ******.. So It makes sense. Cut your losses, don't go back to him.
E_ve 9
So... I'm ******* nasty and a psycho-***** just because I have red hair, huh? That's like saying all blondes are too ******* easy and insecure and that's why they ***** around. And brunettes are too prissy and boring to ever give out before marriage.
pfx2_fml 15
Gingers don't count as real people, they don't have a soul.
absolutegrrr 7
I dislike the majority of your comments.
mrahhhhh 21
#10, if I ever have a son like you, I'll disown him.
JennaMarie420 2
It's not like #10 was the only one who said it
mrahhhhh 21
53: Yeah, but if you read his other comments on the fencing FML, you'd see he's one of the few who actually meant it.
bianca6395 1
They actually do. We are people like everyone else only difference is we are better in bed. And it's proven
fuckyouimawesome 1
Agreed #10 is a douche..
otb113 7
Not this ******* kid again!
pfx2_fml 15
And again all of you pussys are on here talking shit about me.
gazzdogs 5
fight me keyboard warrior
otb113 7
Hahahaha 101 you are amazing
THE_A_TEEN 28
Are you pms'ing 99? Or are you just a pathetic troll