Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
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adnamao 0
There are gluten free flours out there -not at good as the real thing but still work-able. it's awful at first but eventually you learn to adapt and barely even notice the difference.
CreepyGuy666 2
I've got that too ;( Believe me that sucks!
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blueknight1st 26
they make gluten free foods you know. even all of that awesom italian food has a gluten free version. if your family even cared about you they would have switched to the gluten free stuff.
colombianpa4u 1
Im hispanic I found out i have celiac 7 months ago it sucks but after a while you get use to it and once in awhile you can cheat and eat some gluten but you will probably have stomach issues. I know we cant have preservatives so everything has to be natural/organic. I know i cant eat potato chips but alot of things are gluten free like UTZ chips are all gluten free. Eat rice and beans! Yummmmmmmmy!
fishycanswim 0
You can get all of them gluten-free?
biskitbukit 7
I EAT PLAIN RICE, YOU DICK!!
mikosquak 6
I agree your life sucks I just happened to be diagnosed with it yesterday aswell!
BennettGrantKevi 0
got it too for the last 6 months. there are a ton of restaurants and fast food you CAN eat at just look it up and read alot about it. good luck!
alekolu 1
rice noodles?
itsjustme77 0
I've got it too. worse things can happen. there are many options now. 10 years ago it was completely unheard of. do some searching, you'll find it's not that bad.
meneedlove 0
ahaha che sfiga xD
abimack7 0
im so sorry my mom has that, i understand. because she cant eat i cant either