sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
snoooore
Gloucester, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML
NotDrunk
San Antonio, United States
Today, I was pulled over by a policeman. He thought I was drunk, after doing the "walk in a straight line" test and the "finger-to-nose" test. It wasn't until after I got a fine that I got it through to him that I have cerebellar ataxia, and that I wasn't drunk. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Unfair
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
so get drunk and try again
Absocold 0
This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.
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maybaybe 0
Hahaha, that sucks but it's funny xD
Major_General 10
Neither can a quarter of the rest of the population.
irosdabetsy 0
I don't think I could pass one sober either. haha.
ladooonk 0
Lol, I can't either, guess we just the cool crowd lmao -_-
InnocentLies 0
Hi! :)
lovexbox 8
Seriously.
ErnieEffinC 0
fail
percawesome 0
Ah, this explains why OP was pulled over and tested when they were sober. I wondered.
xElizabeth13x 0
ahahahaha. that sucksssss.
GaBabayy92 0
don't worry I probably couldn either so your not alone
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, stop texting while driving and you won't get pulled over for drunk driving. That or you were drunk as a skunk and lied on FML to get support you don't deserve. I mean if a cop pulled you over and had you perform a FST then your driving was erratic and possibly dangerous. Either way, learn to drive responsibly or run into a tree and die so you don't endanger the rest of us.
aboutpar 0
Or they pull you over for some made up reason....Gotta fill that quota!
DocBastard 40
Kayak, you insensitive lout! Why would you punish an innocent tree?
UpsidedownKayak 9
Because I am so tired of standing in their shadows, it's just not fair!
kiakia0131 23
actually 55, they don't have a set quota. That is just a myth. They are just being assholes. My professor is a retired a cop and he told me that he used to be a total asshole when he first became a cop.