sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
snoooore
Gloucester, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML
NotDrunk
San Antonio, United States
Today, I was pulled over by a policeman. He thought I was drunk, after doing the "walk in a straight line" test and the "finger-to-nose" test. It wasn't until after I got a fine that I got it through to him that I have cerebellar ataxia, and that I wasn't drunk. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Unfair
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
so get drunk and try again
Absocold 0
This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.
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cerealninja 0
Neither can I. We all tried in my physics class last year and less than half of us could. either we were drunk off our asses or those tests are friggen hard
DocBastard 40
Is there a problem ossifer? I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Schiffy 18
I swear to drunk I'm not god. I am Sotaly Tober.
sparta98 4
I think you might have some severe drain bamage.
elowyn4life 0
I still can't believe u have sobriety tests. So dumb. it's called a breathalyzer folks. to all the cops our there in America, you should try using it. Also hardly anyone can do the alphabet backwards unless they've practiced.
betseyville 6
Hey asshat, they do both the FST and the breathalyzer here in America. Dumbass.
tzb13 1
Guys, op clearly is a bad driver because she's a woman. I can't believe nobody picked up on that.
SleptWithYoMomma 0
that sucks. keep on trying and youll eventually be able to drink and drive. trust me
xXSerpentXx 0
Neither can I =/
ladooonk 0
HAHAH. Me either. Guess we're the cool crowd, lmao. -___-
sjokokokko 0
aaaw<3
Blake4477 0
Well then ur an idiot!
annigotammo 1
lol me too :P