Anonymous
Today, someone overheard my ex talking about ditching me with a year-long lease. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
Anonymous
Hell no!
Today, I found my now ex was cheating on me, after two years. and planning on leaving me with all the bills and the lease to the new place I'd got with her. She still wants house keys. FML
janice
United States
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Iraq
Trust
Today, my fiancée a year left me, a week after she told me she’s still talking to her ex. Her excuse for not telling me about this? Because, “You’ll make it a big deal out of it.” FML
jerk_ex_boyfriend
Narberth, United States
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Maidenhead, United Kingdom
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
peapapeanut
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
BFF
Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML
ex-wife
Boston, United States
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Kiki
Littleton, United States
Snek
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Anonymous
Kicked to the curb
Today, I kicked my partner of 8 years out after confirming she was indeed going speed dating while keeping me occupied, going to couples' therapy, and doing work on our rental property. All a ruse. She's a tricky one, my EX missus. Nah bitch, nah. Take the lies elsewhere and we're flushing all these years. FML
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Bubbilility 27
Well, if she wasn't your ex at that point at least you got the chance to dump her. If I knew about this, and I had the opportunity, I'd take her to an expensive, packed, restaurant (driving both of us), order the food, get on one knee and then say 'you've been a b*tch to me this whole relationship, would you do me the honor of being my ex'. Then I'd just leave her with the bill, pack my stuff, and leave.
Rae Miller 10
If their name is on the lease too they can’t just ditch you. Get their name on the lease so you can legally go after them. If you have to you can even have it outlined in the lease how much each of you would pay.
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Bubbilility 27
Well, if she wasn't your ex at that point at least you got the chance to dump her. If I knew about this, and I had the opportunity, I'd take her to an expensive, packed, restaurant (driving both of us), order the food, get on one knee and then say 'you've been a b*tch to me this whole relationship, would you do me the honor of being my ex'. Then I'd just leave her with the bill, pack my stuff, and leave.
Rae Miller 10
If their name is on the lease too they can’t just ditch you. Get their name on the lease so you can legally go after them. If you have to you can even have it outlined in the lease how much each of you would pay.